These are stupid, but I get a kick out of them.

LAYER ONE

— Name: various and sundry.
— Birthdate: September 10, 1981
— Birthplace: Panarama City, California
— Current Location: Mountain View, CA
— Eye Color: Brown
— Hair Color: Brown
— Height: 5’5 1/2″ — The 1/2″ counts, damnit!
— Righty or Lefty: Right
— Zodiac Sign: Virgo
— Enneagram: Yeah, what?

LAYER TWO

— Your heritage: My family mostly wants to claim the German blood, but I know there is French, Russian, English, Irish, and Scottish in there and then there is that whole line ancestors we don’t talk about, who knows what they are.
— The shoes you wore today: I have on blue fuzzy slippers, but I’m going to put on tennis shoes as soon as stuff comes out of the oven and go to the gym.
— Your weakness: Today my weakness is food. I’m eating all sorts of horrible for me but oh so tasty stuff this week. Thus the gym.
— Your fears: I’m terrified of ants. They freak me out beyond normal coping skills.
— Your perfect pizza: I really like Canadian Bacon and pineapple.
— Goal you’d like to achieve: To figure out what I am doing finally and finish school and actually get a real job.

LAYER THREE

— Your most overused phrase on Yahoo: I begin sentences with “so” too much.
— Your thoughts first waking up: What time is it?
— Your best physical feature: I don’t know. Different people like different things.
— Your bedtime: Anytime between 9:30 and 2 these days.
— Your most missed memory: What an odd question. I don’t know what memeory I miss.

LAYER FOUR

— Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi Twist
— McDonald’s or Burger King: Mcdonald’s. Fabulous stuff.
— Single or group dates: I go out with groups, but not on group dates. I go on lots of one-on-one dates.
— Adidas or Nike: Neither.
— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I’m not big on tea
— Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
— Cappuccino or coffee: Yick.

LAYER FIVE

— Smoke: No thank you.
— Cuss: I do waaaay too much of it for my career choice.
— Sing: Badly, but I enjoy it anyway.
— Take a shower everyday: Mostly every day, sometimes I will skip a day.
— Have a crush(es): I have a love, I have a something (fling? relationship?), and I’m still looking at options.
— Do you think you’ve been in love: More than once, I’m lucky.
— Want to go to college: I’ve finished my BA, now I need an MA and a credential.
— Want to get married: Yes.
— Believe in yourself: Sometimes.
— Get motion sickness: Nope, spinning is the best thing in the world.
— Think you’re attractive: Some days I think so. Then I look in a mirror.
— Think you’re a health freak: Not at all. I struggle to try and be healthy.
— Get along with your parents: My father is dead and my mother is crazy.
— Like thunderstorms: Sometimes I like them and sometimes I get scared.
— Play an instrument: No musical talent whatsoever.

LAYER SIX: In the past month…

— Drank alcohol: Too much. 🙂
— Smoked: Nope.
— Done a drug: I have prescription meds that I take only as prescribed that basically get me high.
— Had Sex: Yes I have, but not enough.
— Made Out: Does foreplay count?
— Gone on a date: Yes I have.
— Gone to the mall?: Yup.
— Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I’m not big on Oreos
— Eaten sushi: Never have, never want to.
— Gone skating: I went ice skating, it was amusing.
— Made homemade cookies: Several times, a few hours ago in fact.
— Gone skinny dipping: Too cold.
— Dyed your hair: Not in a few years.
— Stolen anything: Not since I was a little kid.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever…

— Played a game that required removal of clothing: Many times
— If so, was it mixed company: Oh yeah. 🙂
— Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Too often lately.
— Been caught “doing something”: I’ve been caught doing all sorts of things. Some worse than others.
— Been called a tease: I tend to follow through.
— Gotten beaten up: Yup.
— Shoplifted: Yes. 🙁
— Changed who you were to fit in: I tried very hard to pretend that I was conservative and it just didn’t work out.

LAYER EIGHT

— Age you hope to be married: Mid-20’s
— Numbers and Names of Children: Somewhere off in the world of never land I like Shannarah Brittney and Delaney Patrick.
— Describe your dream wedding: Oh I’ve had daydreams a plenty about this one. Who knows how it will end up being, if it happens at all.
— How do you want to die: I want to live through my suicidal urges.
— Where you want to go to college: I’ve finished CSU Hayward and now I’m on to SJSU
— What do you want to be when you grow up: Important to people
— What country would you most like to visit: I have to decide between Ireland and Italy for my next European adventure.

LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl…

— Best eye color? I like brown.
— Best hair color? Dark or red.
— Short or long hair: Girls with long hair and boys with short hair.
— Height: I like short girls and medium-tall boys.
— Best weight: I like “average” people to some extra meat. Skinny really isn’t my thing.
— Best articles of clothing: corset. 🙂
— Best first date location: I don’t know.
— Best first kiss locatioion: I like outside, pressed against a tree.

LAYER TEN

— Number of drugs taken illegally: 2
— Number of people I could trust with my life: 2.
— Number of CDs that I own: Close to a hundred?
— Number of piercings: Only the first ear piercings are still around.
— Number of tattoos: None, it hurts.
— Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A few actually.
— Number of scars on my body: I have a scar on the bottom of my left foot, on my cheek, my eyebrow, my mouth, and several on my arms.
— Number of things in my past that I regret: I regret not pressing charges. How is that for regret?