100 questions
from the FFF:
1. What is your name?
Ask me later.
2. What is your favourite colour?
Pink
3. What sex are you?
female
4. Are you sure?
I’m pretty damn sure.
5. Where do you come from?
Panarama City, California
6. Where are you now?
Mountain View, California
7. Where would you like to be?
I’m actually pretty happy where I am. I would like to have company though.
8. Where are you glad you are not?
In my mother’s house.
9. Where would you like to go next?
Alaska! That is the next big trip.
10. Why?
Because it will be very exciting to go hiking in that gorgeous national park.
11. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Hidalgo.
12. Was it any good?
Actually it was.
13. Did it feature a llama?
There were some camels..
14. What was the last film you saw on TV?
Uhm… I walked out when my partner was watching the Lizzie Macguire movie.
15. Was it any good?
I bloody don’t think so.
16. Did it feature an aardvark?
No.
17. What was the last film you saw on video?
Conan: The destroyer
18. Was it any good?
It is amusing, is that the same thing as good?
19. Did it feature a mongoose?
Someone writing this quiz is smoking crack.
20. Would the film have been improved by the addition of a grasshopper?
Someone needs a life.
21. Why shot JFK?
hm. Who? I dinno. More than a generation before my conception.
22. Did they really land on the moon?
I believe so.
23. Was Princess Diana murdered?
I don’t believe so.
24. What is in Area 51?
A big stupid conspiracy theory thing.
25. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
I’ve never seen it. I’ve also never been to Scotland, this should be fixed.
26. Did a UFO really crash-land at Roswell?
I wasn’t there so I don’t know.
27. Did Bush cheat his way to the last election?
No he didn’t.
28. Did Pope Joan really exist?
I think there is the distinct possibility.
29. Bigfoot, real?
According to the Mormons Bigfoot is real and he is Cain still walking the earth as punishment…. Is this true? How should I know.
30. Are we all living in a VR world, providing power for a race of machines?
Dude, get a life.
31. What was the last novel you read?
Novel? I’m doing lots of short stories and plays right now. Sherwood Andersons “Winesburg, Ohio”
32. Did you like it?
I did actually. The attitude towards humanity is something I can really get into.
33. What was the last non-fiction book you read?
I reread “Bitch” recently.
34. Did you like it?
Uhm, up to 4 readings? I hope so.
35. What was the last magazine you read?
Sometimes I scan pictures of major events but I don’t read them.
36. Did you like it?
Whatever.
37. What was the last street sign you read?
Woodside Road exit off the freeway.
38. Was it informative and helpful?
Yup.
39. Would you like to read more signs by the same painter?
*giggle* crack baby
40. In what way could the sign have been improved?
They could finish the contruction in the area
41. What did you eat for your last meal?
Leftover Indian food.
42. Will you have it again?
Most likely
43. When did you lat eat out?
Last night.
44. What did you have?
Indian food.
45. Will you go there again?
Most likely.
46. When did you last have a take-a-way?
8 days ago.
47. Was it good value for money?
I contributed more than I needed to because I eat at the house occasionally and don’t help with groceries. So, sure?
48. Will you order from there again?
If the owner of the house wants to.
49. When did a friend or family member last cook for you?
A boy cooked me dinner on a date last Friday.
50. What did they cook?
Chicken and stuff and pasta and salad and it was very very yummy.
51. When did you last watch TV?
Very briefly last night.
52. What did you watch?
My partner had That 70’s Show turned on.
53. Was it any good?
Enh, it isn’t my favorite show, so I left.
54. Who did you watch with?
My partner.
55. Did their presence enhance the experience?
That was the only part of the experience that mattered to me.
56. Will you watch the program or film again?
Surely.
57. Did you watch the credits?
No. I didn’t watch the whole show.
58. Do you normally watch credits?
Not really.
59. Why?
Because I’m lazy.
60. Do you like cheese?
I do.
61. Do you believe in a divine being?
Something like that.
62. Do you believe in vampires?
Not really.
63. Do you believe in mediums?
Strangely I do.
64. Do you believe in the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic anti-matter?
Huh?
65. Do you believe in astrology?
Kind of in some vague pessimistic way.
66. Do you believe in heroes?
Yes.
67. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes.
68. Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes.
69. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
70. Do you believe in France?
It is an icki place that should cease to exist. Well, not in the sense that I want it blown up or anything.
71. What is your favourite film?
I have never gotten sick of Beaches. Cheesy, I know.
72. What is your favourite book?
I can reread “Fortune is a Woman” until my eyes fall out. I will still cry, and laugh, and love the people. Good book.
73. What is your favourite computer game?
Spider. 🙂
74. What is your favourite board game?
I’m not a big fan because I always lose and then feel pissy.
75. What is your favourite TV show?
ER probably
76. What is your favourite song?
Too many to name. I haven’t got a particular favorite I don’t think.
77. What is your favourite musical?
Greas (I am so lame.)
78. What is your favourite food?
Thai
79. What is your favourite drink?
OJ
80. What is your favourite gas?
Chevron?
81. Have you ever been arrested?
Thank God the cop decided not to actually arrest me. It was close.
82. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Not yet.
83. Have you ever abseiled?
No.
84. Have you ever run a marathon?
No, but I’m actually thinking about it. What kind of freak am I…
85. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
86. Have you ever flashed anyone?
*giggle* Yes.
87. Have you ever been on television?
Yes.
88. Have you ever had dancing lessons?
Yes.
89. Have you ever played strip poker?
That is the only time I’ll play poker.
90. Have you ever let a loud ‘woo-hoo’ for no good reason?
What does no good reason mean? A hot girl is damn good reason.
91. Stallone or Arnie?
Arnold. Damnit. I hate that Arnie shite.
92. Kirk or Picard?
Picard
93. Broccoli or Spinach?
Broccoli cooked, spinach raw.
94. Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp?
Oh, Depp any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
95. Bob Hope or Danny Kaye?
Neither.
96. Keira Knightley or Natalie Portman?
Portman, god is she hot.
97. Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?
Eastwood.
98. Classic Star Wars or Lord Of The Rings?
Neither.
99. Yes or No?
Maybe.
100. Are you glad this is over?
Hmmm, time to go find another mind-numbing meme to do while I kill time…