I never….


(_) have been drunk
(_) have smoked pot
(_) have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend’s car
(X) have been to Japan
(_) rode in a taxi
(_) had anal sex
(_) have been in love
(_) had sex
(_) have had sex in public
(_) have been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) have been fired
(_) have been in a fistfight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parents’ house
(_) have been tied up (sexually)
(_) have been caught masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(_) had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) have been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job (if office supplies count.)
(X) celebrated New Year’s in Times Square
(X) went on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(X) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) have been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(_) had sex at the office
(X) been married
(X) been divorced
(X) had children
(_) been fisted and/or fisted anyone
(X) thrown up in a bar
(_) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) jerked off on cam
(_) purchased a sex toy
(_) intentionally hurt another person
(_) punched a Lesbian
(_) smoked a Cigarette
(X) been bungee jumping
(_) tasted my own sexual fluids
(_) had sex in a car
(_) read porn
(_) had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) have posed nude
(X) got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) cheated on my significant other
(X) had sex with my boss
(X) eaten snake meat
(X) jumped out of an airplane
(_) have been to a nudist event
(_) have voted
(X) have appeared on a television show
(_) had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(_) have displayed my LJ Friends Of list
(_) had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) played Dungeons & Dragons
(_) been involved in a foursome
(_) ridden an elephant
(_) played golf
(_) had a threesome where the other people were of the opposite sex (from me)
(_) Done illegal drugs of any kind.
(X) Had a member of the same sex in a ‘primary’ type relationship.

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