We are lying in bed, we have both finally settled in. It has taken us this long to finish packing. Drifting off to sleep…
(This all takes place in very fuzzy voices.)
T: Is your list all the way across the room?

Me: Yes. Why?

t: I forgot to set an away message on my email.

Pause for several minutes.

Me: I need to go to the bathroom.

T: When you get up, can you make a note for me?

Me: Unnnnh

T: Would you like me to push on your bladder to make this process go faster?

Me: No.

T: Good. I didn’t want to move anyway.

Then I laughed like mad. He is such a dork. But so cute!!!

Ok, now I’m going to finish getting ready to go. But I wanted to remember this conversation.