False memory meme

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it’s something that’s never happened. Tell me what you would like to remember of me, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so you have to make it up instead.

boymeat is inspirational…

13 thoughts on “False memory meme

  1. imp_of_satan

    Remember that time when you and I were trying to run away from those Mafia guys? You were wearing your really hot boots and they were slowing us down, but I wouldn’t leave you to save my own skin…and it would have taken too much time for us to take them off, what with all the lacing and stuff? We finally ducked into a diner and ate some really good coconut creme pie in the back corner booth and lost them!

    Oh that was so fun!

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  2. yud

    I remember the time we got together and decided to walk around the entire city at 4am searching for an all-night jazz club that would serve us up some orange juice and we eventually found one but they wanted to charge us $10 to get in so instead we left and found a boat.

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  3. passionandsoul

    Can you remember that time when we went on a mad shopping spring in Vienna, hitting all the crazy little shoe and boot shops before spending all night up listening to jazz music and watching the sunrise… how I’ll never forget that vacation we took together. Next vacation, it’s New Orleans…

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  4. boxofchaos

    Dressing you up like Strawberry Shortcake that time, that was soooo fucking hot. I especially liked the knee socks and little pink hat. 😉 Can we do that again sometime?

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  5. Anonymous

    We put our friend A*** in his straitjacket, bound him to a chair and stuffed a gag into his mouth… then we got out scissors and clippers and gave him an overdue haircut. He thrashed and moaned and finally submitted.

    He didn’t want to admit it was hot for him, but the bulge in his shorts argued otherwise. Afterward, there was hair everywhere but his head… Good thing the cleaners were scheduled for the next day.

    DSH

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  6. tsgeisel

    That night, in Alaska, watching the Northern Lights, realizing how the Norse came to believe that Bifrost was the rainbow bridge connecting Midgard to Asgard, and how that led to one personal revelation after another. We understood everything in those moments, and the sight of your face, alive with happy enlightenment, I will cherish to the end of my days.

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