This is slightly creepy….

So I googlism’ed (what a word) my real first name and I’m not sure I like the results.

I just can’t pick only 20. Ya’ll will see why…

1. Go to Googlism http://www.googlism.com/
2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. Pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.
4. Bold your favorite of the BEST


I actually cut a lot of the porn star ones because they were grammatically incorrect and therefore not that funny. Bolded are my favorites, not the most true ones…

k is?
k is waiting for your hard cock she screams in pain as she is nailed by the dildo alternative to viagra with no side effects
k is waiting for your hard cock (dude, this is so funny)
k is pregnant
k is the baby sister of barbie
k is a real cutie
k is put through a variety of painful holds including scissors
k is now online
k is another one of those great advice givers (although, nobody exactly asked for the advice…)
k is backed up against the refrigerator
k is hailed as being selective
k is even a rarer experience
k is being treated like a queen
k is very out going
k is housetrained and crate trained
k is nervous
k is doing well
k is a native of california
k is waiting
k is a lot of fun to talk with
k is keepin busy
k is a very experienced
k is sexy and free spirited
k is a real big fan of chilling out
k is smiling at all of us
k is every coach’s dream

15 thoughts on “This is slightly creepy….

  1. auros

    I like the last one. 🙂

    auros is expanding its mission to include reaching out to other contemporary arts forms and institutions so that the american art scene might be enriched

    auros is microbiological fertilizer rich with easily assimilable organic substances and phosphates

    auros is a cooperative of plump ducks

    auros is obviously his new doorkicker

    auros is probably the only one i like

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      1. auros

        cute

        Yep, hence why I like it. Though it’s not entirely true. There are plenty of people I like other than me, present company included. 🙂

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  2. fyfer

    Liana is a C-like, interpretive, object-oriented programming language.

    (I’m also a car, but that’s less exciting, though I did finally see one in Budapest. And I’m a vine, which is how my name ends up in crosswords a lot.)

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  3. blacksheep_lj

    blacksheep is a requirement
    blacksheep is a modest affair
    blacksheep is a 34 ft owens concorde fiberglass sportfisher
    blacksheep is for sale for just under $8 million
    blacksheep is so disturbing
    blacksheep is truly a nightmare given a life expectency which expired during construction
    blacksheep is right
    blacksheep is pretty blah
    blacksheep is kept in
    blacksheep is who i am
    blacksheep is a very aggressive person
    blacksheep is eventually shorn
    blacksheep is penned into the corner where you can plow through shadows
    blacksheep is one of funniest
    blacksheep is charting out the course for this year’s race
    blacksheep is really well done
    blacksheep is still playing the original legend of zelda game on her custom
    blacksheep is still living

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  4. angelbob

    Special Little Guy

    noah is launched
    noah is his name
    noah is trying to figure things out
    noah is trying to figure things
    noah is not a website
    noah is a special little guy
    noah is hoppin mad
    noah is here from knock knock jokes at bestsite
    noah is gay ??
    noah is home
    noah is gabriel
    noah is now available as a benefit to all current avma and savma members ? you may proceed directly to noah from here
    noah is trying to figure things out last night we read
    noah is trying to figure
    noah is lutz
    noah is a non
    noah is gay ?? i
    noah is the best actor out there
    noah is a gas
    noah is recognized as a top family related site by family education resource network

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