17 thoughts on “update while smashed off my ass.”

1. ribbin 18/08/2004 at 00:00

   Bowling is like bocce gone ghetto. It’s slightly cooler than baseball, but not nearly as cool as hurley.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author18/08/2004 at 03:45

      We were playing the Simpsons version of “Battle of the Sexes” with a couple of friends. That is why bowling kept coming up.

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2. cos 18/08/2004 at 00:42

   How do you go about holding your legs above your leg?

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author18/08/2004 at 03:44

      ha! Thus, the drunk part… At least my body wakes me up in the middle of the night to suggest that I imbibe water now… Right Now. Please God, no hangover….

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3. emmett_the_sane 18/08/2004 at 00:57

   Bowling is best done at an eldery alley, where the boards are so warped that it’s more like a pachinko machine than bowling. Also, spatula.

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   1. plymouth 18/08/2004 at 04:21

      Spatula City! We sell spatulas… and that’s all!

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      1. capnkjb 18/08/2004 at 09:11

         SPATULA CITY SPATULA CITY Spatula City spatula city spatula city

         This is important. This means something.

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         1. Krissy Gibbs Post author18/08/2004 at 09:33

            What does it mean though?!

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            1. eeyore42 18/08/2004 at 13:50

               No clue but I’m thinking naughty thoughts…
   2. Krissy Gibbs Post author19/08/2004 at 15:46

      It took me a while to see the tongue thing. It freaked me out.

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      1. emmett_the_sane 19/08/2004 at 17:52

         That tongue belongs to no other than my wonderful and crazy friend Hallie. And if just her tongue freaks you out, be glad I haven’t exposed you to the rest of her!

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4. unseelie23 18/08/2004 at 10:15

   What’s not to like about bowling? You throw things at things and hopefully smash them in the process. Exercise. Smashy crashy sounds… is fun.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author18/08/2004 at 10:19

      You are funny.

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5. urbanbard 19/08/2004 at 11:22

   The best is gimp bowling.
   Line up a bunch of people in a pyramid fashion at the bottom of a hill. Get your frined in a wheelchair to the top of a hill. Line him up, and give him a push.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author19/08/2004 at 15:46

      Sick. sick. sick.

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      1. urbanbard 19/08/2004 at 15:52

         Why thank you.

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   2. corva 30/08/2004 at 17:53

      DO you need other friends as pins down at the bottom? Are they allowed to run away?

      We used to play a similar game in Central Park as drunken teenages minus the wheelchair that is, just log rolling friends at other friends down a long hill.

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