18 thoughts on “good girl”

1. auros 27/08/2004 at 15:54

   Somebody should write filks of the Oscar Meyer songs, for the Hitachi Magic Wand…

   My vibrator has a first name, it’s em ay jee eye see.
   My vibrator has a second name it’s double-yoo ay en dee.
   etc…

   Oh I wish I was a Hitachi vibrator,
   oh that is what I’d truly like to be!
   etc…

   Completions from the peanut gallery are welcome

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2. imp_of_satan 27/08/2004 at 16:20

   I love Mr. Hitachi. I’ve taken advantage of him three times in the last 24 hours! 🙂

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author27/08/2004 at 16:49

      But did he like being taken advantage of?

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      1. terpsichoros 27/08/2004 at 20:59

         did he consent? Can a vibrator give consent? :-p

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         1. ailurodragon 28/08/2004 at 00:21

            Hey, man, Mr. Hitachi is her bitch.
            She owns that bit of metal and plastic. He got one job, and that’s to service her whenever she wants him. And he should consider himself lucky she lets him.

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            1. Krissy Gibbs Post author28/08/2004 at 00:43

               I just choked on my drink. Thank god it was water.
3. misterajc 27/08/2004 at 16:23

   Ours is called Buzz.

   “To infinity and beyond!”

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   1. tshuma 27/08/2004 at 22:09

      Okay, that was a “laugh out loud and share with the room” moment. Thank god I worked from home today.

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      1. misterajc 27/08/2004 at 23:58

         Cool. So I wasn’t wasting time in those comedy writing lessons. I just added you to my friends list, as you have both noodlboy and boot_slut on your friends list, andI thought I was the only one who knows them both.

         (Humph, I’ll probably find out now they went to high school together or something.)

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4. unseelie23 27/08/2004 at 16:39

   “Thank you Vibrator Repair-Man!”

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   1. tshuma 27/08/2004 at 22:08

      *ahem*

      Is it good or bad that I think I got it?

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      1. tsgeisel 27/08/2004 at 22:32

         If I recall, it’s from an issue of Xxxenophile. So, yes, that you get it is a good thing, because it shows you read the right comic books.

         On the other hand, if I recalled incorrectly, the above is moot. So I better be right.

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         1. tshuma 27/08/2004 at 22:37

            Nope, that’s what I thought it was from, too.

            Ah, the ToasterHead would be proud…I was such a nice girl before my years with him.

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         2. unseelie23 28/08/2004 at 00:11

            Got it in one. 🙂

            Pity it seems like Phil isn’t interested in doing XXXenophiles any more. There hasn’t been an issue in years.

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5. blacksheep_lj 27/08/2004 at 17:14

   I’m jealous on so many levels.

   [/overdressed]
   [/horny]
   [/at work]

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6. ailurodragon 27/08/2004 at 18:08

   You yummy delicious wonderful tease, you.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author27/08/2004 at 19:04

      Good boy. good good good good boy.

      *lick*

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      1. ailurodragon 28/08/2004 at 00:19

         That’s right. 🙂

         *nibble* *spank*

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