So…

A friend just called me.

She wants me to come over. She has decided that today is the day for us to try figging.

Uhm…. ok.

🙂

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components”. What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets in at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Wow, thanks so much for your help!

Tech Support: You’re welcome

Tonight I had a wonderful, beautiful experience. A truly amazing woman gave me an astonishing gift. I want to write about the experience, but I am tired and I have a really packed day tomorrow. I will try to write about it tomorrow night.

You can make me happy for days and days…

Just give me flowers.

{insert silly heart shaped emoticons here}

I have discovered a trigger I didn’t know I had.

I get really pissed off when people ask me when I am going to get a job. It seems like an overly personal question and none of their business. Unless I am asking you for money or support it really isn’t your business how I pay my bills.

Yeah. Leave it alone please.

So the weather… not so happy for the pass. I could get to Portland. Possibility my car wouldn’t like coming home though. (My tires suck and my car isn’t buff in general.)

No Portland this weekend.

So. Would anyone be willing to point me at recipes that they particularly enjoy? I don’t like onions, but other than that I am going to try and incorporate more vegetables into my life and I’m open to learning to like almost anything else. 🙂

I just saw a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio…

is it just me or is he not aging well?

My dinner date just cancelled for tonight. I think that means I’m not going to the Plough.

I will be hiding in my room. If anyone needs me, leave a message.

*beep*

I made an appointment with a therapist.

And this link will tell you why.

This makes me about as happy as anything can make me. But I’m an English teacher.

This morning I can’t seem to pay my fees for SJSU.

I can’t seem to change my address with parking services so they mail my pass here instead of Tom’s house.

Paypal and/or the Burning Man site in general wants information from my checking account before I can buy the ticket (I have no idea where my checks are right this minute).

My bank site is down.

I think the universe is telling me not to think about money this morning.

Alright, I hate asking for help. But I need to do it.

My wireless is messed up and I can’t get my damn printer to work. Help. Please.

🙂 And you thought it would be something serious…… HA!

Oh. I didn’t announce this. I’m a big dork.

So yeah.. Our housewarming is on Saturday. If you didn’t get an invite it was probably cause you weren’t in my address book for some reason.

Shoot me an email. You are invited.

boot_slut@bigrock.com

Rascal Flatts – Bless The Broken Road Lyrics