I would like to write something really dirty right now, but I have a major case of writers block. Writers block combined with overwhelming horniness.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to write something really dirty right now, but I have a major case of writers block. Writers block combined with overwhelming horniness.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps taking care (to some extent, at least) of the horniness will clear out writer’s block a bit?
Worth attempting, at least. Perhaps. Erm, yeah. I’m going to go sleep now.
I masturbated till my wrists hurt. How much more can I do?
Too bad about the writer’s block. Especially since I appear to have insomnia right now and could use some interesting reading…
Well, you ought to give me some sort of prompt. 😛
Well… that’s sort of dirty…
*raise eyebrow*
You really haven’t read any of my porn then.
You really need a local toy.
One who doesn’t mind the knock on their door of a pretty girl who needs to be taken care of at all hours of the night or day. They are quite useful I hear.
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That actually isn’t what I wanted. There are a few people who aren’t that far away. 🙂 I can think of one person who is probably raising their hand about now…
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Only one? 😉
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Watch it buster.
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You have one or more people coming over to be your toy and I get to watch? A lucky fella is me!
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Only raising their hand?
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Get your mind out of the gutter!