“I am your worst nightmare. A redneck with a microphone.”

“You seemed so much softer in class today. You said about the same thing you have said before, but I wasn’t afraid of you. Are you in a good mood?”

“She is so mean! All the time….” “Hey! I am still standing here!”

“I met his new girl at the munch. You are So Much Smarter than her.”

“Why don’t you just bring your laundry to my house? That way we can make cookies while you do it.” “Why would I drag my laundry all the way to your house? That would be silly.” “It would be free.” “HELL YEAH! Let’s go.”