“Chicken Liver Bake: enjoy it with the ashes of a loved one.
Or maybe what’s left of the chickens are in that urn. Maybe the chickens were your loved ones.
But chickens never love back enough. And that’s why you have to KILL them. And eat their livers ritualistically. And then they’re a part of you forever. Forever.”
Wow! That’s hilarious! Where do you find these things?
http://mistressmatisse.blogspot.com
OK. That managed to cheer me up. I especially like the magickal pond.
My favorite:
“Chicken Liver Bake: enjoy it with the ashes of a loved one.
Or maybe what’s left of the chickens are in that urn. Maybe the chickens were your loved ones.
But chickens never love back enough. And that’s why you have to KILL them. And eat their livers ritualistically. And then they’re a part of you forever. Forever.”
These are priceless. Thank you for sharing them.
O thank you! That was lovely.
I cry every time I see those. Soooooo damn funny. But now, I must cease my procrastinating and finish my masters.
Yes! You must!