AHHHHHHHHHH


My breasts HURT!!!!!

They better not fucking grow anymore. I already don’t have a freakin bra that fits and I can no longer wear button up shirts and I have a few dresses that I will never be able to wear again and I am really not in any place financially to replace this shit.

Ok. So it is secretly kind of cool to look in the mirror and say damn is that cleavage really mine?!

18 thoughts on “AHHHHHHHHHH

      1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

        Well, if you were having kidlets it makes sense that yours still grew. I’m really praying mine are ready to stop. A D cup is big enough.

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  1. dawnd

    Ummmm…. I hate to bring this spectre up, but are you SURE you aren’t pregnant? The only time my breasts grew that quickly and hurt that much was in the first weeks of my pregnancy with Allegra. OW!

    *sympathies* no matter WHY they hurt!

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        1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

          That is the theory, but the last possible time for me to have ovulated was less than 7 days ago. So if the bcps failed then my ovulation was less than a week ago. 🙂

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    1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

      Although I should point out–part of how BCPs work is that they fool the brain into thinking that you are in fact pregnant. Many of the side effects are basically the same as pregnancy.

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      1. dawnd

        Ah. New BCPs. I’d forgotten that. Yes, that would do it. As you say, they fool your body into thinking you’re pregnant. *sympathetic and very gentle hugs, so as to not squish the tender breasts* The Titty-Fairy *IS* considered a benefit of BCPs by many women. :^D

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  2. anima_fauxsis

    Sometimes your boobs just grow super huge and then shrink for no apparent reason. The last time this happened to me was before I was on birth control pills about seven months ago. My breasts grew HUGE very fast. They grew a cup size in less than two weeks time. I freaked and though I might have gotten pregnant through some super human means. Pinverarity and I were using condoms at the time and i could not figure how it might have happened, but maybe there was a leak? A sperm-infected finger? E-gads! I spent my evenings at work looking up folklore on the web about how to tell if you are pregnant and then finally bought several pregnancy tests, all of which came back negative. Two day later I got my period and the breasts shrank back to their usual B/C size. Nothing like that has happened since I started birth control three months ago.

    Lesson: Freaky things happen to boobs sometimes for no apparent reason. *shrug*

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