barelyproper did it so I’m gonna…

1. Who’s your favorite Muppet? Mmmm.. I seem to like Gonzo. He’s a freak.
2. When a bartender asks you what would you like, what do you say? Depends on the night. I tend to like lemondrops a lot though.
3. Who makes the best hamburger? I usually like In N Out the best.
4. Original or ST:TNG? Still haven’t seen original and I only found out about it on accident. I thought it all started with the movies…
5. Funniest Body Part? I think noses are weird and gross.
6. Would you do Stiffler’s Mom? Ew. no.
7. Best Pasta Shape? I like weird bendy stuff.
8. Do you smoke? EWWWWWW no.
9. Paper or Plastic? Usually plastic though sometimes paper.
10. Do you like Indian Food? Love it.
11. Receipt. Y or N? Usually not.
12. Neat, Chilled or On The Rocks? On the rocks.
13. Favorite Flower? I’m boring. I like roses.
14. Pepsi or Coke? Non-poison Pepsi please. 🙂
15. Best Ride at the Amusement Park? The swings!!!
16. Superman or Batman? Hm. I don’t know. The last Batman was the hottest…
17. Do you Recycle? Oh yeah
18. Pancakes or Waffles? Crepes
19. What was your worst day ever? When my brother killed himself.
20. Cruise or Resort? I don’t know. I don’t have enough data to choose, so I should just do both. 🙂
21. What is Homer’s middle name? The poet? No clue. 😛
22. What is your favorite band or performer? Rascal Flatts
23. Football or Soccer? nein
24. You just “found” $1,000,000 but you can never return to the U.S. Where do you live? Everywhere else in the world. Travel is rockin.
25. What is usually on your pizza? Pineapple and ham and often other stuff.
26. What song is on right now? The Best Man
27. Last movie you saw that you liked? Rent
28. Marvel or D.C.? neither
29. Hot Tub, Warm Pool or Cold Lake? *grin* They all have their appeal! Most of the time I would choose a hot tub though.
30. What would you do if a crocodile was trying to eat you? Kick really really hard.
31. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanila
32. Best Concert, ever? Depeche Mode. That was so awesome.
33. Have you ever answered yes to a booty call? Yup.
34. Have you ever wanted to or felt the need to take ballroom dancing lessons? Yes! Cause I still suck.
35. If everybody in the world vanished but you, how long would it take you to go absolutely nuts? Not long. Maybe two days. I’m a people person.
36. Since you became an adult, have you ever been in a fight? Yes.
37. Would you ever make a date go ice skating or horseback riding if they didn’t want to? I don’t make people do things.
38. Comedy or Drama? Drama
39. What 3 people would you want to have coffee with? I will suppose they have to be alive: Crystal, Regina, Lolita. I think all of these women could teach me a lot
40. Halloween or Christmas? I love both.
41. Do you remember who your first crush was on? Roy Hernandez. Turns out he is gay…
42. Have you ever faked it? Yup. And I’m not telling when.
43. What was the best episode of the best T.V. show you ever saw? Uhhhh. TV doesn’t make an impact.
44. Is bowling a sport? *shrug*
45. Have you voted for more than one party for president? Yes
46. Best Condiment? Mustard
47. Do you ever drink alone? Yes, though I try to keep it to one glass if I do at all.
48. Jetski or Sailboat? I’ve never been on a sailboat, but jetskis are awesome!
49. What is your favorite article of clothing? Long skirts
50. Are your parents proud of you? Lets ignore this one, shall we?
51. What is the cruelest month? Many months can suck for me.
52. Biblical Creation or Darwinian Evolution? I actually believe somewhere in between.
53. Education budgets are drastically cut and you must decide between eliminating ALL afterschool programs including sports, music, theater, art, etc. OR instituting a user-only fee what do you do? This isn’t unrealistic unfortunately… I’m glad that I won’t be the one to have to decide this. That person will be hated no matter what happens.
54. Clinton or Reagan? Ew.
55. Is the toilet paper supposed to come off the top or from underneath? Top!!!! Damnit!
56. What Religion has the best Pantheon of Gods? The best Pantheon is probably Greek. 🙂
57. What is your favorite cheese? Mmmm. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I love cheese. No discriminating against cheese.
58. What is the best season? I like spring.
59. Is it better to be liked or feared? I want my students to fear me. Turns out they like me. Go figure. But they do what I bloody well say because they know I will not hesitate to flunk or suspend them.
60. Have you ever used a sex toy during sex? *snicker* Yes. Daily. (Sex with me COUNTS)
61. What country has the best flag? I don’t know enough to say.
62. What book really “got” you? Bad Girls, Good Women I still wonder if I am going to be able to come back to the man who loves me after I grow up enough.
63. Best board game? I like Clue
64. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s? Yup. Not regularly with all of them, but if I dated someone for more than 3 months (if they got to boyfriend status) they are still somewhat in my life.
65. Favorite color? Pink!
66. Christian or Jew… who has the better holidays? Jews: they tried to kill us, lets eat! Christians: oh woe is us, lets do penance… You decide.
67. Have you ever broken a bed? No
68. Country or Techno…Which is more annoying? Fuck you. I listen to both.
69. What do you think of 5-legged frogs? ??? What?
70. Have you ever sold something on E-bay? I did.
71. Digital or Analog? Digital
72. Best shot to buy someone you want to sleep with? Slippery Nipple. 🙂
73. Best Irish Drinking song? I’m not cool enough to know.
74. Best Star Wars movie? I don’t know which is which. Ha.
75. What was your most depraved sexual experience? Give me a break. I wouldn’t know which is the most depraved. Lets just say I’ve had a lot of fun.
76. Is it more fun going thru the car wash, or washing your car by hand? Getting a hot girl to come over in a white t-shirt and then spraying her down and pressing her agains the car and… Oh. Sorry. I got distracted.
77. Slurpee, Icee or Slush Puppy? Coke Slurpee
78. Tent or Cabin? I’m more of a cabin person.
79. Do you add more people on LiveJournal because you think they are cool or because you think they are hot? Definately coolness.
80. Have you seen the Fnords? Uhhhh no?
81. Do you think Garrison Keilor is long winded? Who the hell is that?
82. What are your 4 basic food groups? Carbs, Sugar, Meat, and starchy veggies
83. Worst movie to be turned on by? Hm. Most any fetish porn I have seen. It really sucks.
84. Have you ever worn something for underwear that isn’t underwear? Yeah. Is that a big deal?
85. Do you know where the duct tape is? In the toybag.
86. Can you operate any vehicles besides a car? I’m not great at a motorcycle, but I can. I can operate a forklift (or I could at one time). I have run tractors and bulldozers.
87. Rock, Scissors or paper? I’m usually a rock girl. (Now I’m going to lose.)
88. You have to pick an imaginary illness. Do you pick Ontopoxitis that has 3 days of vomiting with extreme nausea and bad headache or Dermapictisis which has seven days itchy blotchy skin bumps, fever and chills? Who in the fuck makes up this shit? I would probably do the fever and chills and tape sleeping pills and try to avoid it.
89. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, and I don’t think I ever will.
90. What gives you the jibblies? Movie Night list. *shiver*
91. Helm’s Deep or The Black Gate…What was the better battle? Never heard of either.
92. Sun or Moon? Moon.
93. Dogs or Cats? Cats–no competition.
94. Should we just nuke ’em all and get it over with? Who are ’em?
95. Who is the baddest mother f*cker ever? Chuck Norris.
96. You go into a restaurant you’ve never been in before in a city you’ve never been to and they ask if you would like what you ordered mild, medium or hot. What do you say? Probably medium. I like to cry while I eat though. 🙂
97. Coffee or Tea? Neither
98. What was the last thing you stole? I can’t remember. Probably makeup when I was 11.
99. New pope or old pope? N/A
100. Do you know who put the bop in the bop she bop? Betty Boop?