23 thoughts on “According to Michael “Best. Holiday. Ever.””

1. loupyone 13/02/2006 at 19:26

   hmmm….there are worse plans

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:03

      Like staying home on Vday and feeling pathetic. 🙂

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2. someblondeguy 13/02/2006 at 19:35

   Shouldn’t part 1 & 2 be reversed? Does somewhere sell decent heart-shaped candy? I can’t handle the cheap stuff!

   Otherwise, brilliant idea!

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:04

      I don’t think I will eat the candy. I’ll give it to my students and they only deserve the cheap stuff. 😉

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3. cyranocyrano 13/02/2006 at 20:02

   I love buying the huge hearty cinnamon altoid tins for less than the small squarish ones. (: And I love masturbation.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:04

      This sounds like an all around YAY! for you. 🙂

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4. unseelie23 13/02/2006 at 20:49

   3. Rinse and repeat.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:04

      Damn skippy.

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5. tsgeisel 13/02/2006 at 20:51

   Safeway tends to discount the Halloween candy and stuff on the 14th, even.

   It can also be a good time to get stuffed animals…

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:05

      I don’t need any more stuffed animals. I don’t know what to do with the ones I have.

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6. plymouth 13/02/2006 at 21:02

   This reminds me of a guy I once slept with telling me about how he put candy hearts under his foreskin and had his girlfriend suck them out.

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:05

      That’s….
      odd.

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7. joedecker 13/02/2006 at 21:47

   me me me me!

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:05

      Yay!!

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8. rjray 13/02/2006 at 22:03

   If that’s an invitation, I think I’d love to join you :-).

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:05

      Not at my house, silly. 😛

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9. tshuma 13/02/2006 at 23:33

   I love part two! (Never did care for the cheap holiday candies.)

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   1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:06

      *sigh* Fine, be that way then.

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10. labelleizzy 14/02/2006 at 01:01

    I particularly like the “raucous and lusty” part. Heh!

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    1. Krissy Gibbs Post author14/02/2006 at 01:06

       I have new next-door-neighbors to welcome. They need to get used to me right quick. 😉

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       1. labelleizzy 14/02/2006 at 01:32

          *laughing*

          most excellent.

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11. blacksheep_lj 14/02/2006 at 01:59

    I would offer to do what we did last year and have a hang out, but I’m working a basketball game this year. Booooo. So I guess I’ll have to settle for masterbation. 😉

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12. angstronaut 14/02/2006 at 19:36

    This sounds like a *wickedly* good idea.

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