Remember, step two is the most important step. 🙂 Repeat it often.
Step one: Go to the store and buy half priced candy.
Step two: Go home and raucausly masturbate.
Optional step three: comment here and tell me that you did this because it will make me smile. 🙂
Is it OK if I skip step 1 entirely? 😛
*sigh* If you must.
That just means you have to do step two a few extra times and you definitely need to follow step three.
I’m half way there–all I need now is some cheap candy.
yay!
Thank you, by the way, for your assistance on step one.
I didn’t help with step one. 😉
It was *my* step one, since it was the first one I did.
I obey your instructions!
Does it count if someone was next to me during step 2? What if they were also step 2’ing? Please let me know if it does not count, since I would then have to repeat step 2.
It counts, but you should repeat step two anyway.
When in doubt, repeat step 2.
Done. You are an inspiration to us all. 🙂
I do my bestest!!
I skipped step 1 entirely. Instead, I had a 3 hour AIM conversation with new cuteperson I met on the weekend (who lives in another city, but is coming to visit soon). Much more effective than any candy, for leading to step 2, let me tell you!
Meow.
Yay!
I’m glad to see my holiday is enjoying such wide-spread appeal. =]
I have power and influence.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
“masturbation is a wonderful occupation that can only be improved on with the assistance of others!”
-me
Yayyyyyyy Turtle! So good to see you around again. 🙂 It’s been a long time.