Happy Half-Off Heart Shaped Candy Day!!

Remember, step two is the most important step. 🙂 Repeat it often.

Step one: Go to the store and buy half priced candy.
Step two: Go home and raucausly masturbate.

Optional step three: comment here and tell me that you did this because it will make me smile. 🙂

18 thoughts on “Happy Half-Off Heart Shaped Candy Day!!

  1. zikzak5

    I obey your instructions!

    Does it count if someone was next to me during step 2? What if they were also step 2’ing? Please let me know if it does not count, since I would then have to repeat step 2.

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  2. cos

    I skipped step 1 entirely. Instead, I had a 3 hour AIM conversation with new cuteperson I met on the weekend (who lives in another city, but is coming to visit soon). Much more effective than any candy, for leading to step 2, let me tell you!

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