Rob says: It will be a rather animalistic week, Virgo–or at least it should be. I suggest that you learn to feel more trust in your primal instincts; find out more about the part of you that doesn’t use words. If you’ve got the luxury to experiment, see what it’s like when you give your inner beast permission to express all of its creativity. The coming days will also be prime time to befriend lone wolves, horse around with wise old owls, welcome back lost sheep, play possum with jackasses, and flirt with sacred cows.
Hmmmm.
So, you will engaging in a little bestiality this weekend?
I’m not lost…..
*smack forehead*
However, you are a big dork.
Can we still welcome you back, though? Even if you are a dork? And truth to tell we are ALL dorks.