Years ago, the winter I was having a fling with , she used to sing takeoffs of the dreidl song that she’d make up on the spot, and often repeat later. She’d sing these as we were walking down the street, wandering around Harvard Square, etc. One of her favorites, that she repeated often, was:
dildo dildo dildo
you’re nice and soft and pliant
dildo dildo dildo
you’re Y2K compliant!
Okay, as an earworm, this beat out the Godsongs from Sunday night service. It’s very disconcerting to go from “Not my brother, not my sister, but it’s me, oh God, standing in the need of prayer” to “Dildo, it’s dildo — the penis that everyone likes. It’s dildo, it’s dildo — for gay men and even for dykes!” While walking down the street, even.
NOT work safe.
So as I sat here in my cube watching the video, I kept thinking ‘this is the type of thing they told us not to do in sexual harassment training.’
I love you!
Must repost and spread the love.
Now that is good singing, and a better song than baloney.
another dildo song
Years ago, the winter I was having a fling with, she used to sing takeoffs of the dreidl song that she’d make up on the spot, and often repeat later. She’d sing these as we were walking down the street, wandering around Harvard Square, etc. One of her favorites, that she repeated often, was:
dildo dildo dildo
you’re nice and soft and pliant
dildo dildo dildo
you’re Y2K compliant!
Okay, as an earworm, this beat out the Godsongs from Sunday night service. It’s very disconcerting to go from “Not my brother, not my sister, but it’s me, oh God, standing in the need of prayer” to “Dildo, it’s dildo — the penis that everyone likes. It’s dildo, it’s dildo — for gay men and even for dykes!” While walking down the street, even.