Freakin memes (I made it dirty)

Here are the rules:
Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write ablog with six random facts about yourself. In the end you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names.

Damn you barelyproper!! (I’m so running out of random facts. I have already done these memes too many times. This had to get shuffled to my dirtiest filter)


1. I can apparently initiate sex in my sleep and not wake up for it at all.
2. It took two years for me to regain the ability to orgasm without permission after the end of my M/s relationship.
3. I have had my genitals pierced four times and I only have one piece of jewelry left.
4. Pretty much the only physical act that can be done to turn me on absent of mental stimulation is play with the backs of my knees.
5. If you count up the number of partners that my five longest term partners have had the number is significantly below mine.
6. I read breeder porn. (As in porn about knocking women up.)

I’m not tagging anyone because I perverted the meme. But if you want to answer, you know I would love to read it. 😉

6 thoughts on “Freakin memes (I made it dirty)

  1. misterajc

    Well, I’m mot going to post these on my blog, but you can have them here
    1) I lost my virginity with a girl who had been drinking Black Velvet (Guinness and Champagne). I was sober at the time.
    2) I once made someone blush by giving her an origami elephant in the middle of a business meeting.
    3) It’s thrity one and a half years since I first tied someone up to fuck her.
    4) I don’t particularly like oral sex.
    5) I can’t remember the last time I had an orgasm in the missionary position.
    6) I have performed on stage with an inflatable sheep, and I have the video.

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