Reasons to love my job.

Today we got to discuss whether or not Lil Kim has in fact had her stomach pumped after drinking too much sperm. That was funny. (If you drink a whole pint of sperm one is unlikely to have more of a problem than heartburn.)

3 thoughts on “Reasons to love my job.

    1. rbus

      you know, when you think about it, a whole pint of sperm (Imperial, or no) is a hell of a lotta spermies.

      i mean, considering there’s 100 million spermalites in each ejaculation, the number in a pint (Imperial or no) is nearly mind-blowing (so to speak).

      “Every sperm is sacred.
      Every sperm is great.
      If a sperm is wasted,
      God gets quite irate.”

      – monty python –

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