{dirty} naughty meme

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Noah probably hopes the answer is yes. 🙂 But other than him the answer is still yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes. Although morning and afternoon tend to go better than night.

3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Where’s the bathroom? (Usually on the left though.)

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Mostly chicken, but I like beef and ham. Mmmm ham.

5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Yup. I’m a puker.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

7. Shower or bath?
I hate showers and love baths, but showers are a sad part of modern life.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes. (But not in the bath.)

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Depends on the day, but usually Chinese.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, aggressive, aggressive. Meow. Please please please make me do what you want me to do. 🙂

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Of course.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Mostly. There are some g-bloggers and people I haven’t met yet.

13. Love or money?
I need enough money to feel safe, but I go for love in general.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit cards–yay free Amazon books! (Pay it off every month.)

15. Has/Is there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
Ha. Duh.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends on when. I like both a lot. Though I’m moving in the 5 star hotel direction more. Noah has spoiled me.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Plane bathroom? The field next to my boyfriend’s step-sister’s wedding? The rest stop on the side of I-5 with people all over? In front of hundreds of people at a bdsm convention? Hard to judge.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
I probably would. But Noah would demand that it be a LOT of money.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I actually like them a lot. 🙂

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yup

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Mmmm girls.

24. Favorite drink?
Orange juice! Oh, it probably mean alcohol. Hmmmm. Really good port.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not actual penetrative sex, but lots of fingering and hand jobs and oral. If you count drive-ins then hell yes.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not at my work. I kind of feel like Noah and I should drive down to the school and change this today before I hand in my keys. I have had sex at other people’s work.

28. Have you ever been in an adult store?
yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes

30. Have you been caught having sex?
I don’t think I have ever been “caught” in the sense people think of. I have certainly had people be aware and ignore.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.

32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
I really don’t think I have. I feel bad enough calling someone the wrong name during conversation.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
*shrug* If they want to they will. Not about guts.

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