I didn’t even know I needed it.
I mean, how was I to know that what I needed in order to orgasm really hard was to be fucked up the ass and called a whore?
I didn’t even know I needed it.
I mean, how was I to know that what I needed in order to orgasm really hard was to be fucked up the ass and called a whore?
Giggle. Snort.
Congratulations!
You have no idea how amazingly funny I find this, after spending a weekend with a bunch of hypersexual Santa Cruz theater geeks where the joke of the weekend was accidental anal sex.
I love how extra super especially dirty anal sex feels during pregnancy!
Come to think of it, that’s a fine idea…
better than a game of chess? 😉
Goodness!
Why does this not surprise me
Anal sex. Good for what ails ya. 😉
I knew there was a reason we got along so well…..
mmmmmm anal sex…
Did you know that I have multiple male play partners who are not into giving anal sex…..poor ol’ me……
Amusingly, Noah is the first person I ever had good, successful anal sex with. I dumped him a few months later and went on to duplicate it with a couple of people. Then I came back to him. 🙂
I’ve had partners who weren’t interested at all and I’ve had partners who were not able to with very many people due to size considerations. I consider anal sex non-standard.
I’m only surprised you (plural) hadn’t tried that sooner.
That’s like position #4 in the canonical lexicon, isn’t it?
*blink* Now I’m trying to picture what sort of canon would have as it’s 4th position “Now fuck your pregnant wife in the ass and call her a whore.”
Don’t tell me you’ve lost your copy already?