Have I mentioned that I giggle every time I use this icon cause I got it from a student? Oh yeah.

Long-ish meme

HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS?
Mmmm yes. A couple of times. Only once was I taking one for the team. 🙂

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
By every definition of public, yes.

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes, I don’t all that often but there are times when it makes sense.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
Well, as I used to tell a friend, “If she isn’t crying it isn’t hot.” Ok, so that was about porn, but I like things that make me cry during sex. Yay!

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Very much so. Usually. Unless I picked someone up at a party. Then I usually want to move on to the next conquest. (No really.)

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Very very rarely, but yes.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I have. Is boring.

DIRTY TALK?
I hear from multiple sources that I am incredibly incredibly good at this. I can keep a steady stream going the whole time. I love hearing it as well. I’m a very verbal person. 🙂

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
*giggle* Yes.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Does it still count when I ended up marrying him?

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Hell yes. Probably still on the lookout for more of this. 🙂

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
If I’m not in the mood, put some porn on. I will be soon. Then we can have sex while watching it. 🙂

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Seeing as I really like multiple person sex and I very rarely have multiple person sex I think about people joining us a lot. I don’t think I have ever had sex with person A wishing/thinking they were person B.

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
I haven’t had one “break.” Once it came off inside me. Oops. It was so scary because I was young.

EVER HAVE A PREGNANCY SCARE?
*grin* Ok ok… yes. Even before the happy dancing at the positive test. There have been times in my life when I was afraid to be pregnant.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Well, define losing my virginity. The first time I had sexual contact with someone of the oral sex variety I was four. (No really.) The first time I chose to have sex PIV with a boy I was twelve.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Well, I’m not allowed to have sex with someone unless Noah is involved. So Noah is the first one on the list. After him I’m sure I could come up with quite a few people we would cheerfully take advantage of.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Uh. I stopped counting. I know I hit three digits.

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Sometimes.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?
Oh hell no.

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Yes.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yeah… it was pretty hot. He was a really good lay. (*wave at him and his wife*) I wouldn’t have done it if his girlfriend was less of a psycho bitch.

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yes, but we were sleeping together before we became coworkers.

EVER SLEEP WITH A TEACHER OR SUPERIOR?
Nope.

EVER DO IT WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX?
Mmmmmm yes.

GIVING OR RECEIVING?
I like both, but I am much more of a receiver. Especially with boys. I suppose it is most accurate to say that I like giving oral more than I like receiving and I like receiving penetration more than I like giving it.