I’ve been up since 4. Why you might ask (if you care that is) well, that would be because Shanna has a bitch of a time latching in the middle of the night. This is because apparently I over produce at night and things get so full she can’t get a hold of it in her mellow relaxed state. So I have to get up and pump. This is fucking annoying.
Dude, use Noah, that’s what women used to do.
Or you can just squirt it in her mouth with your fingers. That’d wake her up. 
Okay, maybe not helpful, but milk fights are fun!