My stalker.

So I’ve had someone semi-stalking me for a while now. I find it absolutely hilarious. This person has created 22 different AIM accounts to keep stalking me when I ignore comments. I blocked a few then realized that if I stopped responding the person assumed the name was blocked. I know that one should never ever acknowledge trolls because it encourages them, but sometimes I can’t resist. I think this is awesome. I have a stalker! All of the names are some version of (strangeadjective) and salmon or trout. This is funny.

Right now I am asking him questions. He’s not answering very well. At this point I would like my stalker to hear and understand: hygiene is not the enemy. It’s ok to wash with soap.

Today he is EconomicalTrout. I wonder if he is feeling broke?

12 thoughts on “My stalker.

      1. ribbin

        Actually, that’s pretty awesome! Didja read the wiki entry? There are some seriously bright, yet warped, minds involved here!

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  1. bluegreysky

    lol. yeah, I don’t talk to Salmon/Trout– but I’ll admit that it took me a ridiculously long time to figure out that it wasn’t a real person. I was just like, WTF? Go away, FishBoy.

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  2. shadowsintime

    I have to confess…. I’ve been stalking you for almost five years. At first I thought I was obsessed with that fine ass in black latex, then I thought it was your wit and charm, now I just know that it’s because, well because…. I LOVE YOU!! Don’t run, really, it’ll be okay. I won’t hurt you. Much.

    luv,
    pandora-salmon
    (it’s a pac-nw thing)

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