“There is a fake owl in our house!”
(really?)
It is in the bathroom.
(uh oh…)
It landed in the sink
(oh no!)
Now it is in the cabinet.
(what is it doing in there?)
It is peeing. *cue giggles*
(ew! that’s gross!)
Then she started talking about something else.
awesome!
even more proof she knows what the bathroom’s for!
my kids used to tell me about “baby monsters in the basement.”
yeah.
no shit, kids.
i run up the stairs at night because of their parents!
cute!