What is up with all the random dudes hitting on me on okcupid lately? I think I’ve been getting a message a day for about two weeks. Yes, I’m breathtakingly beautiful. Sure. Fine. I’m also married, pregnant, and super fucking cranky. (I am *not* listed as available.) Lame! Go away or I will post a picture of my stretch marks so that you do not find me so attractive any more!
Go away or I will post a picture of my stretch marks so that you do not find me so attractive any more!
Ok, that comment is made of win!
Be careful, though, you might find some pervy stretch mark fanciers.
mmmm…..
stretch marks….
*swoon*
The post made me laugh.
The comments are making me laugh more.
You certainly do know a bunch of sickos.
Oh … wait … you know me.
Thanks all … I really needed that today!
*shake head*
or, “Othello” maybe.
better yet… “go!”
No, I think she’s more into the D&D crowd.
And you are going to suffer too. 😛
I’m going to beat you with a stick. It may or may not have nails in it.
No Nails!?!?!!
forget it, sister!