okcupid

What is up with all the random dudes hitting on me on okcupid lately? I think I’ve been getting a message a day for about two weeks. Yes, I’m breathtakingly beautiful. Sure. Fine. I’m also married, pregnant, and super fucking cranky. (I am *not* listed as available.) Lame! Go away or I will post a picture of my stretch marks so that you do not find me so attractive any more!

9 thoughts on “okcupid

  1. ribbin

    Go away or I will post a picture of my stretch marks so that you do not find me so attractive any more!

    Ok, that comment is made of win!

    Be careful, though, you might find some pervy stretch mark fanciers.

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  2. xsimonesaysx

    The post made me laugh.
    The comments are making me laugh more.

    You certainly do know a bunch of sickos.
    Oh … wait … you know me.

    Thanks all … I really needed that today!

    Reply

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