“May I please have a sip of your water (torani syrup added to sparkling water)?”
“I don’t think you really want a sip.”
“I do! I want a tiny little sip!”
“Don’t you mean you want a gulp?”
“No! I want a tiny little sip!”
“Ok…” Hand off bottle.
*teeny tiny sip* Hand back bottle.
“Thank you for the teeny tiny sip. It was delicious.”
“I’m glad you enjoyed it.”
Sly look… “Now may I have a deep deep gulp?” Huge smile!
“Sure.”