fashion/body image crisis.

SHIT! Noah’s new company is having a party today. It’s a family thing. I’m feeling more than slightly fussed because this guy I had a really hot, intense multi-stage, intermittent fling with over several years works there.

HURRY UP AND STOP BEING ALL LOOSE SKIN LIKE YOU FREAKIN POSTPARTUM BELLY SO I CAN GO FLIRT WITH GUYS AND THEY WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

Not that I’m all that into having sex. See my broken vanity. It is mighty. Erf.

15 thoughts on “fashion/body image crisis.

    1. angelbob

      Mostly, yeah.

      I don’t think they think about it that way. They think about it as wanting to be generally wanted, but also wanting to be (and be known as) picky.

      Which requires saying no.

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    1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

      I’m totally wearing one in Jenny’s wedding. 🙂 I probably should start wearing one on the days I’m trying to feel sassy. 🙂 I’m sure not interested in the amount of exercise it would take to have a flat stomach. 😀

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  1. ex_loren_q

    lil mama, I’ll have you know what attracted me to you was (in approximate order):

    1. your attitude
    2. your obvious smarts
    3. your smile
    4. the way your eyes twinkle
    5. the way you cut to the chase
    6. that you smacked down Alex B.
    7. you’re way cute

    I think eventually I got to ‘oh, she’s got a nice rack’ but it took a while.

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      1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

        One of my closest friends who has the unfortunate habit of sticking his foot in his mouth in group social situations. I used to be fairly harsh with him over it. We have gentled towards one another a lot over the past 10 years. 🙂 The incident in question was probably almost 10 years ago. Holy crap.

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