Last night we went out on a date, thanks to Paula and Andrew. After Shanna was born I pretty much lost the ability to orgasm. It was really really terrible. Nearly traumatizing. I discovered last night that you get me into the right scene and it’s back!

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I’d rather get laid, well, all night long than have a stoopid mothers day breakfast.