A nice person told me I am inspirational and a nice lady. I wanted to say, “Actually I’m smug and self-satisfied but I guess you say tomato and I say toe-mah-toe.
And do you want to know why I will never use twitter much? Because the fucking thing told me the above wasn’t clever enough. Well fuck twitter.
What? Like other people on twitter told you that? I think you’re funny, including the above
No! Not the people.
It’s just too many characters.