I closed!  I had sex on a first date!  *happy dance*

Want to know why I like having one date with people?  Because they do things like use a little boy voice to tell me how "nummy" I am during sex.  I felt like a pedophile.  But he was good at the physical parts of sex.  Three times!  

It's weird knowing that I got exactly what I wanted… and that means I won't be back.  I feel like a big meaniehead.