My three year old was wandering around talking to herself. When I leaned in to hear what she was saying I heard, “Most girls have vulvas, but not all. Most boys have penises, but not all. Some girls have a penis, but not many. Some boys have a vulva, but not many.”

I started having heart convulsions. What if she does that at the park?! Are the Christians going to freak?!

Oh man.

I don’t know. But I’m going to keep telling her the truth as I know it. The fullest truth that will not harm her.

Most girls have vulvas, but not all. Most boys have penises, but not all. Some girls have a penis, but not many. Some boys have a vulva, but not many.

It’s as simple and as complicated as that.