Pills: birth control (last day), Ibuprofen, fish oil, multi (last day because apparently allergy), B-complex (same deal), probiotic (last day for now but “after treatment” I should restart).

Breakfast: gf pancakes, peanut butter, banana, maple syrup, grape juice, toast with raspberry jam (yes, I reacted).

Lunch: rice, turkey, cabbage, carrots, blueberries, potatoes

Dinner: venison, bell pepper, rice, soy sauce, cabbage, carrot

4am: completely solid brown poop. The canonical “log”.

9:15am: long, thin, very smooth and green.