I can’t find this brand on the internet… which means I won’t be able to order more. Which might make me cry because this is so awesome. I am not making any money off this endorsement.

I bought a product at Michfest. The brand on it is Litha and the subtitle is “organic intimate skincare”.  Specifically the product I’m describing is labeled “Sweet Spot”. I want a tub the size of my bath tub.

It is described as being a moisturizer for your vulva/labia but I like the word pussy more. It smells good. It tastes good (to encourage licking). It helps with chafing and rubbing. It means that my crotch no longer feels like I’ve been rubbing it with sandpaper. (I want to go home to my family cloth and get the hell away from hotel toilet paper.)

This is awesome. I want more. More. MORE! I’ll figure this out. Oh goodness this is helping.