I took caffeine. Lots of it. I’ve been working for 5 hours so far. This is my first break. It seems wise to take a break because whoa paint fumes. But things are coming along! I did the magnetic primer on the one small part of the wall in the hallway. I did a bunch of wall prep for painting in the play room. And I’m working on a tree in spring! It’s going to be a cherry tree so I can make beautiful pink blooms once I’m ready to stand up again.
Progress! Like, serious progress! Tomorrow they install the floor tiles! I figured out how to use the green tile without injuring anyone! I’m proud of myself!
DID I MENTION THAT I HAD A FUCK TON OF CAFFEINE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
The vanities will be in place tomorrow. Once the vanities and the flooring are in place and the lights are installed (they are here and everything) then the playroom is empty of all but the tools the construction workers are actively using! It’ll be time to paint!
So the week between Christmas and New Years will be a Minecraft painting extravaganza. Hellz yeah.
DID I MENTION THAT IT WAS A LOT OF CAFFEINE? OH MY GOD.
One Vivarin. One pot of tea. 32 oz of soda. THAT’S A REALLY LOT COMPARED TO THE FACT THAT NORMALLY I HAVE MAYBE TWO CUPS OF TEA IN THE MORNING. HOLY SHIT.
Ok. That was a 15 minute break. I should go work again.
GET SHIT DONE. WITH NO CHILDREN NAGGING ME. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I will pay for this later.
You take a shit-ton of caffeine, you vibrate, you become euphoric, you start fantasizing about painting Minecraft stuff. I’m telling you: you’re a closet geek.
Sometimes I resent the reality you bring into my life.
It’s just that’s she’s had so much caffeine she can see the pixels in the matrix simulation we’re all living in.