I just looked more closely at the baggage allowances for the airline we are taking out of this country. Because Noah’s destination is the US he is allowed TWO CHECKED BAGS THAT EACH GET TO WEIGH 50 LBS.

Oh fuck life.

H’okay. What can we live without for a week or so as he brings it with him to the US and then back across the damn pond to Scotland?

Sorry Noah. You get to carry a lot of shit you won’t use. I assume you won’t even open the second bag.