I tried putting a latch lock on my bedroom door. Like, a super sturdy metal contraption that should have been utterly beyond the strength of a toddler.

(I’m feeling super cranky about having to sit in my room to guard all of my possessions full time because I have a toddler.)

Guess what happened when I leaned on the door to test the strength of the lock? All the fucking screws ripped out of the cheap, flimsy ass door.

I am in a really bad mood now.