I have 60 days until my American Airlines credit card will shut off. I have a HUGE number of frequent flier miles associated with it. I can gift those miles to other people (with some slight fees involved) so anyone who wants to come visit me… if you would like me to pay for the ticket (with miles, I’d need you to cover the extra fees… but it’s way the fork lower than a full ticket) I need to buy it in the next two months.

You don’t have to fly in the next two months. I just have to buy the ticket. Or the miles expire and float away into nothing. I shoulda just put all my stupid purchase points on the other card for cash back. That was poor planning.

But my poor planning could be (nearly) free airline tickets for you… Really if you want/need to fly anywhere and you just want to pay the fees talk to me real quick. Otherwise they expire. I suppose you don’t have to come see me.

But I do have a spiffy apartment with a very comfortable bed.