Yesterday one of my former students told me I wasn’t accepted into SFSI because I’m not a “real sex educator.”

I countered with, “I was teaching at national bdsm conferences when you were in junior high. So you are more real than me?” I laid out a whole bunch of my other sex education CV. She said, “Oh my god I didn’t know any of that.”

Yeah. Fuck your assumptions. I think I didn’t make it into SFSI because they had to reject more than 50% of people applying and my availability was very limited.

But whatever.

GET OFF MY LAWN.