drunk posting

So yeah. Shanna is whining and nevertheless I decided that tonight was the night to try Martinis. Thank GOD for Firefox spellcheck or I would look even more retarded. I think I have misspelled half the words so far. ha.

Dirty vodka martinis seem to be my favorite.

And I’ve confessed all kinds of snooping to Noah. I’m pretty sure he still likes me.

I haven’t been this drunk in years. It’s pretty funny. I swear that I am still within the guidelines for not harming my kid. No really. It took 2 1/2 martinis and that is not a problem per scientific studies.

shit I’m drunk. I wish I could have lots of sex tonight but this kid is inconvenient like that.

ha!!!!!

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