that all of my significant ex’s are coming to the reception. Stephen, Tom, and Puppy represent the serious long-term relationships where we lived together and were monogamous. Then I have James, Anthony, and Erik representing the shorter term more serious attempts at poly. Then there are the myriad of people I dated/slept with who are coming.
The less funny part is that not many of Noah’s ex’s are coming. Uhm, I mean one is coming. Yeah. See, my ex’s are all non-drama and friendly and good-natured about just about any/every thing. Noah’s ex’s…. not so much. Of course I feel guilty anyway. (Not every single one of his ex’s are drama, but the ones who aren’t drama either don’t want to come to our house or aren’t interested in this event or aren’t in the area.)
I haven’t hosted a party this size in… well… ever. I’m getting nervous.
Raises hand as the no in the area contingent
Which one is coming? Wait, isn’t coming? She’s very non drama, and she’s an ex.
Speaking of, I had a dream last night where I had become a major source of drama to you guys as a result of some interaction between me and his sister and he said he couldn’t talk to me again and was unfriending me, then I woke up really upset and realized I have no recollection of any discussion of his even having a sister, and calmed down because I realized I had dreamed it.
I have a legal sister (biological niece), but it’s pretty unlikely you’ll ever meet her, let alone have any problems with her. She’s also twelve years old at the moment, which is another reason you’re not likely to have too much trouble with her.
She is. We checked the list again, and it looks like two or three of my exes will be there.