Ok, how about if instead of nauseating you all I just write:
{insert disgusting noises about how happy and delighted I am}

Ok. Moving along.

But yeah… stuff is good. Puppy met a few more friends last night. And he was informed that I am a Princess. He took the news well.

I think it is hella funny that people make so many sarcastic comments about how hard it is to schedule time with me, and then when I provide people with a wide open window YA’LL DON’T DO ANYTHING WITH IT.

You are all fired. Guess I’m going to be staying home and watching movies.