Allergies are kicking my ass right now. My head is very fuzzy. I’m really tired. I haven’t been sleeping well because I’m coughing all night long. My face feels swollen and miserable.
And I really fucking hate it when I cough and need to run to the bathroom in order to spit out nasty gobs of green mass. Extremely unpleasant.
I want my body back. 🙁
…great big gobs of slimey, greasy gopher guts…
You did not just say that.
oy.
I couldn’t remember any of the rest of the song *grins*
“all mixed together with all purpose porpoise pus!
and me without my spoon!”
and, um, I can’t remember the rest either.
Ahem…
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey’s meat
Dead little birdie’s feet
French fried eyeballs in a pan of bloody sauce
and me without my spoon but I got my straw *slurp* yummmm
I used to know the spider one for your back but I forget it now.
Re: Ahem…
Ya’ll are really gross.
Re: Ahem…
Why am I not suprised that the boyscout knows the words?
Re: Ahem…
It’s not just knot tying and first aid, ya know 😉
mommy says
OK, I can’t believe I’m doing this, but …
*slipping into mommy mode*
Drink copious amounts of water. You’re still probably of an age where taking Tylenol (rather than aspirin or NS-aids) for fever/aches is advisable. Buy and take a really good expectorant. Gargle with warm salty water. Avoid the antihistamines as much as possible – though I know that’s hard to do when it’s the histamine response to an allergen that started all this. They can sometimes dry things up in a *bad* way. You want to keep the cough productive whenever you have the nasty gunky stuff happening. And you really *don’t* want to have to deal with an infection that gets embedded deeply into the sinus tissues. Been there, done that.
*slipping back out of mommy mode*
As a major touch-junkie, I also prescribe mega-doses of hugs.
(((((((hugs))))))))
There’s your first dosage. Repeat administration frequently.
Re: mommy says
Thank you mommy.
*hugs*
Are you sure it’s allergies and not sick? The green gook sounds a little suspicious. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with me – I’m feeling like ass. Exhausted, bleary headed, sore throat, headache, moderately warm – almost feverish. I’m generally not heavily prone to allergies, but people are having a really hard time with them right now – the heat has everything blooming.
I don’t actually know if this is allergies. I just know that I feel shitty and I want to feel better! Damnit!
Word.
*hugs* Get well soon, pretty lady!