1. More than ten years ago I said I would never be like you. Now I think it would kind of be an honor to be more like you.
2. It's comforting to me that you seem to have similar boundaries as me. I'm glad to hear your opinions about how such arrangements go.
3. I wish I wanted you, but I don't. You are nice. I like you. But I don't want to. I think that makes me a smaller person. I wish I was able to want everyone who wants me. Not that I am obligated to everyone, mind you. But I wish I was able to choose the direction of my interests more. You would be safe.
4. I'm feeling guilty for having such a long cycle. I feel like it means I don't value you enough.
5. I really and truly offered for myself. I don't think I could undertake such a journey for any other reason.
6. I would say yes if you asked. But I don't think that surprises you.
7. Would it be rude of me to ask you to measure your cock? I'm kind of done with the really large thing. A nice medium sized cock would be great. My cervix wants a break.
8. Is there any way I can increase your motivation? Your initiative really sucks.
9. You are working as hard as you need to. Really.
10. I miss you.
I feel like I might be #9.
Then again, I could also be #6. Likely in several flavors 😉
i’m *not* measuring my weiner – so forget about it!