Well, since I have a dirty filter and I tell people to ask to get on it… I should actually do something with it.
Although yeah, I’m not quite in the mood. So I will just point at previous dirty things.
I’ve since been told that everyone should make one. Sure, what the hell.
Rowr.
I mean, great user’s manual and all, and it got me all *hot*.
where the hell are LJ servers living?
The time stamp on my comment is “2:46”. My computer is pretty clear that it’s “7:46”.
What’s 5 hours east of California?
You ain’ alone.
Well you know that you are a cute girl… You could talk to me…
Wow – I remember you making eyes at me in a big way, ages ago, but I never thought it was still a possibility. Silly me…
So now I’ll think about strapping one on so I can force you to suck my dick while letting you fondle my tits as roughly as you want to.
Heh. And I like knowing that other people might see this comment, but you won’t see it until Tuesday. Does that embarrass you?
applauds
You are evil. Evil. Evil. Evil.
I think I like it… 😉
(Must get my crack fill…. must get my crack fill…)
I’ll second genderfur’s comment. It’s very well thought out and written and yeah, every time I read it, I get hot. So much detail – not just “I like to give head” but how. Woo. Delicious.
I wrote one of those once, but I put it as a private entry because it scares me too much to have friends I am not sleeping with know things like that about me. I have this irrational fear that they will use it against me, to seduce me when I wouldn’t otherwise be interested in them…