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I can change how this story ends.

Yesterday my children got a tiny taste of what I dealt with as a kid. The babysitters mother told me she would take the kids… but only if it was for pay because they are so hard. Ok, that part was fine with me. We agreed on $20/hour. I suggested three hours, she pushed for four. Hm. Ok. She sent me a long list of stuff she wanted me to pack and have ready for the kids (snacks, water bottles, clothing for the baby, all the stuff). It would have been a great list for a trip to the park. (She didn’t use any of the things she asked me to pack. The kids came back hungry and the baby was absolutely filthy. So why insist on having the supplies if you won’t use them?)

When she got here she said she was so excited. She was going to take the kids to Chuck E Cheese!! Isn’t that great! That way the kids will each have a hand stamp so they can’t get out of the building and she doesn’t have to stress herself out watching them! I was a bit dubious about that. The last CEC birthday party we went to a few years ago didn’t go that well because my kids have aged out already. But uhm… she didn’t really want to hear that when I tried mentioning it gently.

(She has told me over and over on this trip that she is not interested in hearing blunt truths. Either sugar coat it or don’t tell her at all. Uhm. That’s a point of view.)

When the kids came home they had stories. All of the stories are in line with behavior I have witnessed in milder form or they match up with stories that the babysitter has told so I believe my kids.

I sent the kids with $20 each to use for food or tokens. The food ended up being comped because the babysitters mother threw a tantrum about them not having gluten free pizza. She wouldn’t let the kids have that money for tokens. She made them spend their own money and she was very proud of herself when she handed me the money when they got back.

Apparently Eldest Child’s shoe broke in the first few minutes of them being there. She walked around on it for the whole time at CEC but as they were leaving the woman decided that it wasn’t acceptable and she made EC buy a new pair of shoes with her allowance. (The lady did contribute some, but… EC hated the shoes and they are physically uncomfortable and now she’s out her allowance money on shoes she will never wear again.)

But that’s the petty shit.

I don’t know what the fucking phrasing was, but she told Middle Child that he got more tokens than Eldest Child because EC wasn’t demonstrating enough gratitude. When there were an uneven number of pieces of pizza she told my kids that the child who behaved the best got the extra piece.

OH FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING HORSE YOU RODE IN ON YOU GOD DAMN BITCH.

That’s the kind of shit she used to do to the foster kid she tried to adopt; he ended up punching holes in her walls because he couldn’t handle how controlling and manipulative she was. He was rehoused for his own safety. You have to be pretty fucking bad to have your foster kid taken away.

But my kids have never had stories like this before.

No wonder her daughter won’t talk to her anymore! She was telling me that she is very disappointed because her daughter won’t share any real feelings with her, she only presents a facade and she (the mother) wants to know the truth. I said, “Maybe telling you the truth isn’t safe.” “How dare you say that. Now you have upset me. You have to tell me something nice about myself now.”

I feel like letting her babysit was a desperation move. It was like letting fucking Kira watch my kids.

But I canceled dinner. And we aren’t seeing them again.

Before the CEC shit went down, we had been negotiating dinner tonight. She wanted to tell us to come over at 5 and swim and play for a few hours and then cook and then her husband would drive us home when he felt like it. Uhhhh no. If we come over at 5 we will be ready to eat, not play. We will be going home at 7 on the bus, not in your husband’s car because we will not have a car seat and we will not be breaking the law. “Well, you can try to assert your will with him, but people have died walking on that street so he may insist because he wants to protect you.”

Bitch I have taken my family all over the world without your fucking control. You don’t get to decide how or when I go anywhere.

So ok! I learned a lot on this stop in Hawaii.

I sat my kids down and explained that this kind of thing is why I come down on them so hard about lying. If they make a habit of lying to me, when bad things like this happen… I have to hear the other side of the story and try to find the truth that I can act on. If they are reliable narrators about what happens to them, when someone acts like this… ok we aren’t seeing them again and no I don’t need to hear her gaslighting bullshit.

This lady talks about how proud she is of herself because she was a single mother but she NEVER ASKED HER DAUGHTER TO TAKE CARE OF HER. Her daughter (the old babysitter) has stories like, “My mom entered her first depression when I was 5. I have spent my entire life making sure my mom eats, has her medicine, has she taken a shower…. I’m tired.”

I believe the babysitter and I believe my kids. I am not giving this woman a chance to tell her side of the story because I don’t fucking care.

You told my son that if his sister doesn’t demonstrate enough gratitude to adults that he should punish her by withholding the shared resources.

FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING CHAIN SAW. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

I had so many foster families treat me like that.

My kids don’t have to go back to that.

I told my kids that I can’t save them from bad things ever happening to them. There are going to be bad situations in the future where we can’t walk away and we will have to learn to cope. But this bitch? We don’t need to learn to cope with her lying and control and bullshit.

And the babysitter dropped off the map after making promises to my kids. Ok. We learned that our perception of these people was clouded by circumstances. If you change circumstances, people change. We don’t need to keep in touch any more.

This woman is constantly complaining to me that she can’t make any friends here because Hawaiians are racist.

You know what, lady? I think the problem is you.

It’s kind of nice to occasionally have clarity that my wrong decision was trusting someone I shouldn’t because they are the bad actor, not me.

I think she doesn’t like how I parent. My kids are free to share when they are bored or unhappy or when a gift was a flop.

I like that. I like that they tell me “Mom I really don’t want to be at Chuck E Cheese’s. The creepy figures bother me and the games aren’t fun.”

Oh, oh… but the pièce de résistance…. Eldest Child kinda got stuck in one of the climbing tubes. Because they are designed for little children and my 10 year old is bigger than most adult Asian women at this point. She’s 100% shopping in the adult department. She’s not over weight, she is going to be a very large person. Her body is perfectly proportioned and she’s fucking fine.

THAT FUCKING BITCH MADE FUN OF HER. “wow. You are so big. Even I could fit in there. hahahaha”

The bitch in question wears about a size 4. Her daughter is a 0 or a 2. My daughter is pretty pear shaped and size small pants are already getting tight–she’ll be in mediums (so probably a size 6 at the moment) in the next year. She is height/weight proportional.

YOU DON’T FUCKING MAKE FUN OF A KID BECAUSE THEY ARE GROWING UP YOU STUPID CUNT. I am so angry that if I saw her I might hit her. She fucking fat shamed my daughter.

You know what… fuck people.

Our plans for the weekend sound pretty fun to me. We are picking up a rental car in 5 days and we will explore the other side of the island and deal with all of our crap on our own.

I am more than capable.

I. do. not. need. you.

I need a god damn break.

The friends who said they were itching to spend lots of time with my kids? Yeah. *cough* The big kids had a single three hour visit. Now folks are sick or their work schedules are difficult and they aren’t sure if they are going to be able to take the kids again. After years of begging us to come here.

Or rather, she wants me to bring one kid at a time for an hour long visit so she can enjoy them. But I will have to walk 3 miles for each of these nice visits for her and entertain the other two kids while she makes one kid at a time feel special. That sounds like a lot of fucking work for me.

Typical.

So. We are checking into Aulani for one night (time share points, no money) because my big kids can go to their club house for 10 hours the day we check and the day we check out. Sounds fucking perfect. I’m paying for 4 hours of in room babysitting for Her Sweetness.

There. I can have a break. Motherfucker.

I just need to act like I don’t have any friends and I need to go pay for it. Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn’t.

And the day before we go check in I am getting a 3 hour Thai massage.

I may not be able to find friends who want to spend time with me, but I can pay money for medical services. It’s… almost like being cared about.

The funny thing is when I get off the island my buddy is going to go back to texting me about how lonely she is and she can’t find anyone who wants to hang out with her. Cry me a river.

Twitch, twitch: money.

As of today all of our bank accounts are linked for transfers. This means that in 3 days I can verify that they are all linked for transfers and start playing financial games. This is terrifying.

We have three checking accounts. Why? Because one is best for international usage (it will flat *work* in more countries… which seems wise…), one is so we can have a safe deposit box (must have an active checking account or no box!), and the other one is so that the kids can continue to have their savings accounts at the bank we have been using for years.

Trying to decide how to shuffle the money around is both daunting and exciting. I feel kind of sick about how much money I am passing around.

I need Noah to help me with Mint for a few minutes and that’s sounding awful. Ugh.

I should go back through and do the “end of year” review for 2018 money. Ha. I have? Had? the screen shots.

This makes my stomach hurt. Handling money for 30 minutes feels like running for 3 hours. I am so tired and stressed.

And I have a bunch of account information to fix with Mint and *panic*. Calm down, Krissy. If this has to be broken up over a week… it’ll be fine. You’ll get it done. With a baby whining on your back. Because that’s the deal.

SO MANY MULTIFACTOR VERIFICATIONS.

And I’m looking into medication stuff for Japan. That’s a bit tricky! I have… slightly more Lorazepam than they would prefer I bring, because I need it for Scotland afterwards. I have to pray I don’t get in trouble or get it confiscated. That’s sad. It’s not on their “Fuck you don’t bring it” list… but…

I’m ditching the DayQuil.

Ok, the 529s for the older two kids are now funded. I have not yet opened one for Youngest Child. And… I think I left her SS card in storage so I don’t know if I *can* open one right now. Ok.

I need to quit for today. Our Mint budget is not acceptable. But I can’t do more right now without getting mean.

Comfort and creatures

The worst part about the house we are staying in is the mattress quality. My back is very sore. I would say that I still haven’t crossed the pain threshold which feels magical to me. I have not been doing my PT exercises and that’s a problem. My body is degrading again. I am having a hard time doing them in the main room of the house with everybody present (I don’t know why, no one cares) and there literally isn’t floor space to do it in a bedroom. I have less floor space in this bedroom than I had on the cruise ship. I said I would investigate a massage yesterday and instead I took the kids (the younger two) to the beach. This was good for my relationships with them (I have not been having enough fun with my kids) but it means I am, as usual, prioritizing my kids over myself. I really struggle with this balance.

I told Noah that if one of us was going to have their “alone time” this week be doing the laundry at the laundromat it should be him since all of my other “alone time” is medical care and his “alone time” is usually drawing or playing games. I did have three whole video chats with friends this week. That was tremendously helpful for my mental health. I feel less like a fuck up who can’t ever get anything right.

There is a balance and it is hard. If you look up advice for parenting with most of my medical conditions the first or second piece of advice is to have a trusted support team so that other adults can take care of my children and I can have a lot of alone time to rest and recharge. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck you. I completely and fucking totally failed to find support. So that piece of advice is basically worthless to me. Which means that in the eyes of what authorities I can find… my basic existence is too much stress for anyone to handle well. That does not excuse my failures or make it ok that I am a bully who dabbles in abusive behavior.

I tried to go get my nails done because it is one of the very few activities within walking distance of where we are renting. A pregnant mama was ignoring her 4 year old so she could get some me-time and I ended up entertaining the kid because she was talking to me. Sigh.

I want to be able to keep writing about my fuck ups. Not because I am bragging: so my children have the ability to go back and check their memories against what I was writing at the time. If they grow up and tell me that I hurt them… I won’t be able to deny it. I will have to say that yes, I did those shitty things. I wrote it down so that I could never minimize your pain. I hurt you and that is terrible.

My mother and sister rewriting history and telling me that they supported me when I prosecuted my father was really damaging. I want that to be literally impossible for me to do.

I will say, “Yeah. I was a complete fuck up for about a year there. I failed in a bunch of ways for a bunch of reasons. Maybe we can talk about those mistakes so you don’t have to repeat them.” Like my friend did for me recently. She told me “When my kid was (age) I did x because y and z were going on and it damaged them.” My friend was trying to warn me.

It is hard the way the needle is moving generationally. Many of my older-than-me friends made mistakes around hitting their kids. I am not allowed to let my kids have the option of kneeling on rice twice in their life to find out what being uncomfortable feels like. The path to being correct grows narrower over time and I am not allowed to leave my kids alone the way I was nor can I find anyone to help me so that I can have stress relief. I am not asking for pity. I am trying to find a way to give myself enough grace so that I am capable of doing better.

If all I do is hammer on what a failure I am… I will do worse and worse because I will freak out. My comfort matters. I can’t excuse bullshit. That’s not ok. But I am doing a hard thing under hard circumstances (they were hard standing in one place so please don’t tell me this is all because of travel–I feel better here than I did in California) and whereas sometimes I will do well… sometimes I will fail.

Perfection can’t be the only option or I need to kill myself because I will never be perfect.

Sometimes we need to fail so that we can learn a lesson. That means I need to be imperfect.

I think the way we have been handling school for the past two years was a necessary failure for us. I tried to live up to what my kids asked from me when they didn’t understand what they were asking. We all regret this. Maybe this regret is a necessary part of the process of learning about learning for us. They don’t truly want what they think they want. They are kids who have never been in school. They don’t even know what they are asking for me to do.

Her Sweetness is 13 months old. Over the next 5 months I will be able to pull away for longer and longer spans of time as she eats more food. Noah and I will have to find a way to each get more alone time. It may be that we trade weekend days off. Frankly we could each use a 6-8 hour stretch once a week where we are not responsible for working or doing anything to interact with our kids. No shopping for the family or doing laundry or medical care with that time. But we aren’t there yet. #goals

One of the things I am enjoying the most about travel is seeing the animals. The different birds (I have traditionally felt very confused by people who traveled to look at birds, but they are actually quite interesting? I baffle myself.) and reptiles and mammals are so cool! I could not fucking tell that was a real crocodile. I thought it was a statue. Which is why my stupid ass does NOT APPROACH WILDLIFE. Seals came up on the beach right by where we were swimming. I have had sea turtles bump into me in the ocean–the babies seemed super curious. I have seen crabs that range in size from about 2″ tall to about the size of Middle Child’s head. It is so cool that there are so many kinds and sizes. Cockroaches as big as my thumb (oh I’ve seen those before). Today MC and I watched a couple of birds have a knock-down-drag-out fight and I said, “Doesn’t that remind you of you and your sister?” He grinned sheepishly.

Lizards crawl on our walls (I think they get in through the hole where a fire detector is supposed to be… and isn’t… The ants are both super tiny, way smaller than we saw in California in our house and much much larger.

And yeah yeah, fish. Duh. Nothing brilliant or exciting looking. We haven’t been snorkeling or anything.

I just read an NPR article about Inuit parenting. It had some excellent points about anger. I feel that when I am on my game I am in this direction. I try. But I have a lot to learn.

It is hard learning how to give the exact opposite of what you got.

But… that’s necessary. Hard is not impossible. It is just hard.

Maybe less hysterical, we’ll see.

This year… the kids don’t want to do academics. But they have lofty goals. If my kids told me they wanted to grow up and be a hair dresser and a mechanic I would not be so obnoxious with them about academics. They want to be engineers and politicians according to their stated goals and that means you fucking have to do academics.

Why am I freaked out all of the time? Because I’m never doing one thing. I’m taking care of a nursing baby (which is a lot of fucking work), cleaning up, helping with homework, being a travel agent, and I’m supposedly disabled and I should be doing many hours a day of body maintenance. Do you know what I haven’t done in a week? Any of my fucking exercises because there is fucking always three things more important. Dealing with rental cars and shopping. More baby care. Big kids refusing to do academics unless I stand over them and scream. I am back up to 121 emails (like half of them are requests for me to review every stupid company I touch. They don’t want my reviews. Y’all suck.)

I feel like I am always a day late and a dollar short.

Like a month ago we negotiated with the kids to slash their workload massively. Much lower daily goals for work. What happened when we negotiated that? They stopped doing absolutely anything and are now three weeks behind again and I want to put my head through a window.

So they don’t get to see their babysitter until they get their shit together. They have already blown 7 possible days with her and they may not bother to work today and miss more days. We are here for 27 days.

I can’t make them care. If they don’t get it in gear by the time we are in Japan, we will have to shorten the trip to Scotland and come back to the US. Our traveling adventures can’t happen if they refuse to make any forward progress. I’m not asking for up to grade level. I’m not asking for a normal “school” work load. But you must do something. If you refuse to do anything productive at all, we are not fucking doing this. We will move somewhere cheap because I am not going to enjoy anywhere we move and it might as well not cost a lot of money. Which means the schools are going to be rough. I’m sure my kids will get the crap beat out of them for being weirdos as is the standard American experience.

Oh well. I can’t save you from you getting consequences and I am tired of trying.

I’ve been talking to a buddy who is a horse trainer. She tells me their lives are too comfortable and I need to start making it very uncomfortable to not comply. Don’t hit them. Don’t abuse them. But… they have a lot of comforts and they don’t need any of them.

She’s not wrong.

I don’t think they need to get so much choice and freedom for a while. They currently think they are the bosses of me and I don’t fucking think so.

If this shit continues I am absolutely going to kick them out at 18 and say “I don’t talk to people who treat me like shit.” And that would suck all the way around. Maybe some soap in the mouth so they realize that dressing me down all day long isn’t ok is the lesser evil.

So yesterday we talked to the kids about how things are going. The kids know they aren’t doing what they say they will do. Like EC didn’t do 1 day of work out of the 10 days we were on the boat despite spending 6+ hours a day “working on homework”. I am infuriated because this shit fucking sucks. Being stuck in the room doesn’t bother her. She has a lot of fun. My buddy suggested kneeling on rice for 15 minutes to keep her from doodling and having fun the whole time.

Today her math is done by 9:45am because I told her at 10 we would start 15 minutes of rice to help her not be distracted.

I don’t want to enact negative consequences. I want them to just want to do the thing. But they don’t. They set up long term goals, and they ask me to help them reach those goals. Then I have to be the heavy being a butthead to drag them kicking and screaming towards their stated goals. This is not fun for me.

I think we should figure out an online math tutor. Maybe if she had outside accountability and someone else saying they are disappointed in her…. she would care more?

MC has been treating me really badly. When the old babysitter arrived for dinner (I barely let the kids talk to her, she was here to visit me not you) she commented on how shocked she is that their behavior has gone down hill so much. They are incredibly rude to me and it’s not ok. The other day I was eating lunch and grading MCs homework and he sat in a chair in front of me and just started kicking me. For entertainment. This shit is his norm right now and I am about to explode and beat him.

Maybe soap in the mouth isn’t so bad.

He says he wants to be respectful, but currently he is not managing that at all. He is too comfortable in his established routines. Something needs to change.

I desperately hope these negative consequences are not going to be long term strategies. I desperately hope we can do this for a few weeks or months and change our patterns of interacting.

We’ll see. If things aren’t different in 6 weeks I’m picking some town in Oregon or Idaho or Washington and we are just moving there. Not into a fun forever home. Into somewhere cheap so they can attend public school for a year and we’ll spend that year figuring out what to do next.

We wanted to spend 2 years traveling so we could find a forever home that feels good. Maybe we can’t get our poop in a group and we don’t get to do that.

Life is complicated.

I can’t help but feel like part of this is fall out from the fact that if I had tried to hold boundaries with Sarah I would have lost her years earlier. I had to accept whatever shitty treatment she felt like giving me or I would have lost what minimal support she gave and that was too painful.

I don’t feel good about myself. But. Time to do more work.

Damn.

The money has hit our accounts. I have paid off all credit cards. We now have zero debt. All of the utilities associated with the house are done. We sold both cars. Insurance is set to cancel on the 4th.

I’m putting luggage tags on right now.

I’m almost through with the hard part. Whoa.

 

Last day.

We fly home tomorrow. Malaysia was wonderful and I want to come back. I’m pretty sure Noah will be invited to the conference again next year and we will be in the country for more than two weeks next time. We will get out of KL and explore the more rural states. Everyone has told us to go to Penang and my response is, “Ok!” I met a really nice lady at the Batu Caves and she says she wants to spend a lot of time feeding me. Ok!

Before this trip Scotland and New Zealand were my bar for friendliness and I think it just got raised. I feel welcome here.

For the entire nation there are only .6% of people living below the poverty line. In the US it’s about 14%. It is fascinating being in a place where most of the country is ok. I mean, there is still a big difference between the lifestyles of the rich and the lower middle class… but the difference isn’t starvation and suffering.

I’m feeling quite good about being in a Muslim country instead of a predominantly Christian country. The difference is feeling so very humane.

I am going to see if it is possible to get another massage tonight before we fly home. That would be pretty ridiculously awesome. It would make the plane flight 100% better. Carrying the baby all the time jacks me up.

So we are going home to try to get the house ready and sell it. We will spend as much of January and February as possible freezing our asses off in Washington DC. That’s going to feel like a harsh reality after this burning heat. We will probably spend some of March in DC, not sure how much, before going off to Japan for March and part of April. Noah needs to be in Minneapolis in May. We will need to see the orthodontist somewhere in there. Maybe while he is doing his conference the kids and I will go to California. After that there are conferences in the Netherlands and the UK so I’ll get to go see Jenny. August is Nashville. Nothing else is announced for 2019 yet. I assume October will involve Malaysia again.

Today we are going to go see the National Museum. We’ve missed a lot of stuff because we left our sight seeing till the end and things have been a bit more physically stressful than we expected. The Petronas Towers (tallest twin towers in the world) are over 1,000 ft high and we went up to the top. When we came down we had hours of me and the kids feeling shaky and sick so we didn’t go do a bunch of sight seeing.

Oh good. We have lots left to do when we come back.

Eldest Child is just over a day behind on math. I have had such an emotional roller coaster as she’s caught up… but she’s basically there. Her life is going back to normal now and we are all so happy about it. And she’s about halfway through the 4th grade math textbook (which is where she was scheduled to be) so she will be 100% caught up to grade level by the time she starts 6th grade. And she’s going to be used to working at double time speed so I wouldn’t be shocked if she was a bit ahead by high school.

Even though I’ve felt eaten alive by worry over the past few months…. this is basically what the plan has been since she was little. She needed a seriously delayed start. She didn’t have the focus. Trying to force her into academics in first or second grade would have gone poorly. She needed the delay so very much and as a result now that she is busting her ass she has focus and drive she just couldn’t have had while younger.

She is feeling incredibly proud of herself. At this point she cheerfully says, “I still don’t love math, but clearly it is very easy for me. I have natural aptitude.”

That’s an absolutely outstanding attitude for her to have. It’s true. She does have natural aptitude. She can go through hundreds of new, challenging problems in a day and only ask 1-3 questions. And when she gets a problem wrong I can say, “Hm. Maybe you should look at that one again” and she does and then she smacks herself in the forehead and says “Oh good grief. Look, right there I messed up. I should have done x instead.”

I don’t think I had that at her age. I was already convinced I was stupid and bad at math. I hadn’t memorized the multiplication tables yet and I’d already had teachers in 5 schools tell me that I just sucked at math. They kept saying that my brain was wired wrong.

Fuck teachers.

When I got to college and math became more interesting all of a sudden I got better at it but I was still stymied by my complete lack of self confidence. It’s like how teachers told me I was bad at art so I was ready to fight anyone who told me I was artistic until I was in my 30’s. Teachers have so much power and they abuse it so much. I feel so much gratitude that my children are getting to grow up feeling like “I’m good at a lot of things but I don’t have to love everything I’m good at.”

I had a moment of internal ugh when I was talking to some of the speakers from the conference and the question was, “You don’t do anything other than take care of the kids?” Ouch. Yup. I’m a useless lump just sitting with my kids.

Being a private tutor the way I am is a fuck ton of work. No, I don’t also have a job because I would have to only sleep 4-6 hours a day. I am very lucky to only need to do one job. I know it’s a privilege. But schooling my children the way I do is so hard that uhhh more than 90% of parents just couldn’t do it. So acting like it is nothing? Uhm…. ok.

In order to provide the kind of education I’m providing most parents would be spending many tens of thousands of dollars a year. But ok. Yeah. I don’t do anything other than take care of my kids.

I’m an insecure pathetic nitwit.

I spent 10 years preparing for this job and I’m doing it very well. I wish I had more confidence in myself that it is a job worth doing.

Cause the other mothers at the con left their kids at home. The other mothers have real jobs and pay people to be daycare and then put their kids in school. Why am I not doing something with my life?

I would want to jump off a building if I had to do your job. It would kill my soul. I would cry a lot if I only got to see my children for a few hours a day and I was always dealing with sets of behaviors my children learned from other caregivers.

I don’t think it is wrong for other mothers to handle it that way. I have deep wounding that is being healed by the relationships I’m having. I’m hoping that with a few more years of this I will be really ready to watch my babies leave the nest and go off to have their own lives.

The kids and Noah and I had a really fun conversation yesterday about how your parents aren’t always as important as they are at this stage. You will outgrow us. You will have friends and partnerships that replace us. We won’t always be your most important people and we probably shouldn’t be. You can still love us and hopefully you will want to spend some time with us… errr, hopefully y’all will want to spend more time with us than Noah or I want to spend with our own mothers….

But you don’t owe us. We give you this gift of importance and time and love because we want to. Because giving this to you is important to us. That doesn’t mean you owe us back. You get to have your own path and you get to decide how much you include us on it.

Two of the female speakers at the conference brought their mothers. That’s pretty cool. I’d be down with that. But I don’t get to require it.

It is up to you all how much you want me in your life when you are an adult.

I feel incredibly confident that I am not preparing my children to be useless or dependent. I am just enjoying the fuck out of the stage when they are dependent. I don’t need to push them out of the nest any earlier than they want to leave. We all are still enjoying our life together very much and I want to maintain that as long as this works for everyone. Someday it won’t work any more and that will be right and correct when it happens.

We are mostly packed. The clothes we wear today I will wash tonight after we get home (we are all happy to sit around in our underwear in the heat anyway) and I’ll put the bathroom supplies away after we shower tonight.

Then back to California. Back to the violent US.

Noah asked me if I felt like my safety was more at risk in Malaysia from things like muggings or being attacked. I don’t think he expected me to laugh. No. I worry about cars running red lights here. I don’t worry about people attacking me. I worry about that at home where I am surrounded by white men. Not here.

I am afraid of my country. I am a lot less afraid in other places.

I am very grateful that I don’t have to be in the US for the rest of my life. I don’t know where we will land…. but I am grateful that I get to leave a white supremacist nation.

Great lunch

I had lunch with an American I know from the internet. She has lived all over the world and we had a great time talking about culture and boundaries and family and health. She pointed out lots of places I should take the kids and she is so right.

I could live here for a while. I think it would take me 3-6 months to learn just the city center and it’s not big there’s just…. so much. This city is dense. Not like NYC is dense. Not like London. I haven’t been to other cities in Asia yet so i don’t know how it compares to them. But it’s just… it’s so much.

NYC is overwhelming and hard because everyone is aggressively yelling at you to buy their stuff or actively shutting you out because you don’t look rich enough. KL isn’t like that. There are only a handful of people promoting projects, mostly stuff is just around and people hop up eagerly to be available if you want them to be. There’s just so much stuff. I’ve seen 3 malls so far and there are many more within a mile of me. That’s intimidating! Each mall has more eating places than Valley Fair in San Jose and then the whole street is lined with restaurants and food trucks and people selling food out of the backs of their vehicles. There are also people with blankets set up selling food.

It’s just… so much. I can’t imagine that most people here cook much. There isn’t a good reason to.

The blending of cultures here is like nothing I’ve ever seen. It makes me much more eager to go elsewhere in Asia.

And yet it also makes me want to go to South America.

I love travel. I love seeing how people live. I love seeing how people want to organize the stuff they want to look at. I love seeing what things people consider optional or mandatory. I love meeting people.

Sometimes I’m deeply afraid that I’m better at meeting people than staying friends with them.

I love how much I’m walking here. Out of the last 7 days I had one day when I walked 1.65 miles (we were sick and barely moved) and every other day it’s 4.5-6 miles per day. I feel like it would be a lot easier to stay in shape in this kind of environment. I’m learning how much suburbs make it hard to stay in shape even though ostensibly it is “easier” to exercise there. It has to be something you go out and do on purpose and set aside time for. Here… you just move because it is life. My body is feeling pretty good.

And the massage here…. Is great. Great. GREAT. I’m getting another one tomorrow and I’m so excited. And it’s cheaper than at home by a lot.

Today I figured out that the other end of the street our apartment is on is a whole row of food vendors. I’m just saying. This place is serious about food. And it’s all so good. Given that my doctor asked me to cut back on pork, halal is awesome.

Oh gosh, we’ve had a few things that are “British”…. but they are all spicy. I think Malaysia is getting even with England for colonization. Ha.

More on Kuala Lumpur

I remain thrilled with this city. The food is so good. The scenery is so beautiful. I am reminded by the army of people working to clean every moment of the day that this kind of beauty isn’t natural in the polluted world we live in. You can’t walk five minutes in KL without seeing people cleaning. Usually several. Like, the public bathrooms have attendants who mop out the stalls between people. (Bidets are everywhere and I get the impression that folks aren’t that good about keeping the water in the toilet.)

Side note about the most important data that everyone cares about: solid poop has resumed! I’m excited! The bidets are incredibly helpful and comfortable for my poor hemorrhoids that have not receded since my last pregnancy. And it occurs to me that above the water/food/sleep deprivation…. the thing that has always liquified my bowels the fastest…. heat. Damn it’s hot here. I’m adjusting though. I’m also taking these “don’t have diarrhea” pills that I got from the travel clinic. They aren’t a treatment, they are a preventative. They are mostly cow colostrum and I think they are helping. Anyway.

We are spending a lot of time in/near the local mall. Not because we are buying lots of clothes or random stuff but because that’s where the grocery stores are and you can cut through the mall to get to the park and holy tomato the mall is FULL of deeeeeelicious restaurants. We went there for lunch. We will go to a different restaurant there for dinner. Because holy cheese we want to try all the food.

Random note: in the fancy Thai restaurant we went to (the head chief used to be one of the main chefs for the king of Thailand) didn’t have yellow curry. That made me wonder if yellow curry is mainly a US adaptation? Kind of like how Chinese food in the US is not like real Chinese food?

There are two gigantic malls across the street from one another. Near as I can tell they are divided by price point: moderate or $$$$$$$. Like, every fancy brand I’ve ever heard of is here. I walk past the stores and don’t really notice what is in them because…. I would never shop there. But the food is good!

French brie costs ~ $35. Eeek. (We did not buy any.)

I am surprised by how many US brands I see in the grocery stores. Like, we bought Cheerios when our tummies were upset because it is familiar and simple.

It’s hot in a way that climbs inside you and makes you wilt and move slooooowwwweeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr.

Frankly I don’t understand how these construction workers cope. It’s brutal.

I am still struggling with dealing with laundry. I have to run it constantly. But I’m still happier with cloth diapers because of situations like today. The only baby changing station is approximately a 1/4 mile walk from the food court down several stories. Fuck that. I will just squat in a bathroom stall and change the diaper on my lap. With cloth diapers that snap… easy peasy. No fuss. I can’t do that with a disposable. It slips and moves and never gets to the right dang position. I suck at disposables. I can’t do it with a velcro diaper either. Snaps =  awesome. But next time we travel I will bring fewer diapers. Our whole stash is pointless here.

The apartment… well it’s a good thing it won’t be allowed to be rented out anymore. The building is banning short term rentals. We check out the day before people incur punishments  for doing this. Whoops. But it’s dirty. And we found glass shards on the counter. And the pans were disgusting and not washed. It’s kinda gross.

Not relevant to KL, but cool in general: Eldest Child is caught up to this week of math! She’s still a couple of days behind but this is great! She has worked really hard. She has had days when she didn’t and I was frustrated…. but she has caught up. In the past two months she has done five months worth of math. And those five months of math are really more like six months in a normal academic year because she’s trying to get through two academic years in one year. So… she deserves recognition of that.

I’m struggling with the lack of pot. I’m being too bitchy. I made Middle Child cry today and I feel really bad about it. It’s not that I did anything big or really over the top. I’m just nit picking and sniping about stupid shit and I really need to stop. He doesn’t deserve this from me.

I feel like I have been picking on him lately and I really don’t like myself for it. He deserves better from me. He’s such a good kid. He tries so hard.

And…. it turns out EC has been using data on her phone because she wanted to look things up on fucking google when she is banned from the computer. Ok. Well. There goes my blood pressure.

Brain dump the first: Kuala Lumpur

We finally got the internet to work. *phew* I really didn’t want to move apartments given that Eldest Child puked yesterday, Middle Child feels like he could, and all of us have diarrhea.  

I have so many thoughts in my head. I can’t use pot so they are pretty overwhelming.

Why do I react with negativity when a lady asks me if I am enjoying my shopping? Why do I act like enjoying shopping is dirty and I am bad? I mean… my favorite kind of shopping is for groceries. But I do *love* grocery shopping. And I was doing grocery shopping in a foreign country! So I was very much enjoying it! But that felt… not ok? It’s weird.

My kids are so fried. I don’t think today is going to be very productive and I need to be kind about it. They are tired. They got through an incredibly rough day yesterday and didn’t hit *done* till 28 hours into it. That’s great.

I have this thing I do. I don’t think I’m worth very much so I try to substitute in the opinions of other people who have more esteem for me. This is complicated for so many reasons. If someone doesn’t have time for me does that mean I cease to have value as a person? If someone would prefer to spend their time with someone else, does that mean terrible things about me? My response at this point is anger instead of just feeling like I should kill myself. That’s… progress? It’s still not great.

I wish I didn’t have this terrible burning need to be with other people. I hurt myself so much trying to be available, trying to create opportunities for other people to spend time with me.

You know what? If those people wanted to spend more time with me they would probably… do that. They wouldn’t avoid me.

This is really weird and hard. Like, I’ve been hyperventilating and crying trying to figure out how I am going to handle visiting Jenny. I love Jenny so much. But I get on her nerves. We have a limited amount of time we can spend together before I start getting twitchy and feeling like everything I say/do/think is wrong and I am a terrible person. Jenny doesn’t say these things. She’s never said anything like that. She just sets boundaries, firmly. That’s important! That’s necessary! That’s part of why we have survived so many decades of friendship! My friendship with Jenny is one of the healthier relationships of my life. Lots of boundaries.

I *want* to go to the UK for the six month visitor visa and spend all that time staring at Jenny’s beautiful face.

I am abjectly terrified that after week three we would stop being friends. So I’m not going to go spend six months in Scotland. I need this relationship to continue. I need to be able to have her in my life and if that means a lot of restrictions and boundaries around what that means… so be it.

Relationships change. People change. Their needs and what they have to offer changes. I don’t think most people are good about being honest about this.

It is very very hard when people change what they have to offer and don’t talk about it. I do it. I’m shitty like that sometimes. I try to talk about what I am up for, but I fail. I fail over and over and over.

I don’t know how to go through life without hope. I am a very hopeful person. I set up these things to hope for and that keeps me moving forward. Finding a partner, having kids, home schooling, travel, my various friendships…

I have realistically had a higher than “expected” or deserved success rate.

It is not really ok that I’m such an asshole and so disappointed by life when I have gotten almost everything I wanted from my adult life. I am a selfish, small, ridiculous person. So much goes right. I really am lucky.

Sometimes things don’t work out how I hope. Sometimes I don’t even understand the size or shape of what I am hoping for until it is too late and the opportunity is lost and I am just filled with horrible disappointment and panic and anger and fury.

I am not claiming that this fury is justified, appropriate, or acceptable.

People are going to disappoint me. People are going to change what they have to offer.

People are going to not want to pay much attention to me sometimes. They are busy. They have other people who are more important.

Coping with that is hard.

It is hard to pretend that I don’t notice how much less important I am than I used to be. I understand that it is both appropriate and acceptable that I have been demoted. What I have to offer in this life is not good enough for everyone. Not because I suck, but because I have a distinctly limited quantity of time and energy to give.

I got married and had kids. I dropped out of social circles. I stopped being very active in other peoples lives. That’s on me.

It is *good* that people moved on and found more fulfilling connections. They should. I want them to. I want my friends to have partnerships or children or companionship that I cannot provide.

I do.

But sometimes I feel small and selfish because I am sad that I am less important than I want to be. Because I can spend months planning to see my friend and I am slapped in the face with the reality that I am not the most important person in their life.

I am not. I should not be. It would be a problem if I was because I am not enough. I cannot be enough. I don’t have enough to offer. I do the best I can and that is not good enough.

Errrrr especially with how *many* people I love…. I am not big enough.

But sometimes I am so sad. Sometimes it hurts. Sometimes I feel crushing disappointment. Sometimes I want to hurt these people I love because I am so upset about not being more to them.

That fucking sucks.

People tell me that you should give from an open heart and not do so because you want to get something back.

Sometimes I can. Sometimes I am hurting myself to give and when I don’t get back what I need to receive…

My bucket is just empty.

I have been struggling with feeling empty for a while. I keep trying to set things up such that my bucket gets filled. Then I get to the activity that would hopefully fill my bucket and instead it feels like my friend takes the bucket, flips it over, then drills a hole.

It hurts.

I am a future tripper. It is how I survive hating myself.

It is akin to people who say that they can’t buy clothes/go on a trip/do a cool thing until they lose weight.

If I work hard enough and give enough maybe someday I will cause other people to like me enough that I will get to like me too.

No matter how much I offer: time, energy, money, vacations… I can’t do enough for people that they will like me enough that I can like myself. That’s just going to fail.

I wish I felt more entitled to the love my children offer. But I’m afraid of being too enmeshed and hurting them. So I force distance and still look to my friends. And then that is mixed.

It would be wise for me to look to my friends less. Which is so complicated and hard. They have been my everything. Only now they can’t be. Just like I can’t be their everything.

I don’t know how to stop looking to my friends for the reflection of what I am worth.

But uhhhh frankly I need to. Because I am worth more than my friends can give me.

But I don’t want to be more than the reflection from my friends.

This shit is so hard.

I have never wanted to be an independent person. Not really. I want to be part of a pod, a group, a community… a *family*.

I have that now. And my friends are not part of it. I wish that fact didn’t make me feel so fucking bad. I feel like I am letting everyone down and being a horrible person. But it’s true. So much of life is like that. It fucking hurts. I don’t want the truth to be so painful. I want all of my friends to count as my family.

But at the end of the day… when they want to see their family… I am not on the list.

I had so damn many kids partially to cope with this. My friends have always loved me and spent time with me… then gone back to their families.

It *is* appropriate and right. They should.

But I’m sad.

I mean, I’m having lots of feelings all at once. That is part of what is so hard about not having pot.

I had a fun interaction with a security guard. As I was walking through a drive way to get to the GIANT mall he asked me how I was doing. I said I was fine and asked how he was. He was super melodramatic (in a fun way) and he told me, “Picture this: you are a princess and I am your body guard.” He then escorted me across the driveway and was funny and fun about all of it. When we got to the far side he asked me how I was feeling now. I told him I was definitely feeling like a princess. He was happy. (Conversation now paraphrased and I may not be doing him perfect justice.) He was funny and fun.

I’ve now been in Malaysia for over a day. I haven’t had a pissy feeling towards a person here yet. That may be a record for me. Ha. Malaysians are *so* nice. And *so* friendly. And *so* helpful.

I can’t gush enough about how nice people are being. Folks in the US find it odd how much I like being randomly helpful. But this country kind of feels like a whole bunch of people I understand.

Another weird bit that I’m noticing… this might a country that shares a few too many of my predilections. Like how I am an initiator and not good at follow up? Yeah… I feel like I see that around me.

Kuala Lumpur is an up and coming city. There are fantastic sky scrapers that absolutely rival everything nice in New York City. But they are cheek and jowl with old dilapidated buildings that seem on the verge of collapse. The roads are beautifully shaped… until they crumble at the edge.

Frankly I don’t know how they build this stuff given the weather. The soil must be mostly sand.

And the palm groves are magnificent. From the sky they are in carefully cultivated paths and rows.

We passed multiple herds of cows between the airport and the city. This country is so wonderfully urban… and rural… all within the same area. You don’t see multiple cow herds within 10 minutes of downtown New York. You won’t see cows between SFO and San Francisco.

This country is fascinating and beautiful. And dear cheese I love the rain.

This won’t be my forever place. But I’m really enjoying this.

And holy tomatoes on toast the food is goooooooooooooooooooooood.

We bought a large breakfast from a street vendor. 15 ringgit for all of us. That’s just over $4.

Apparently folks cook lots at home and come out and sell for a bit then run out of food and someone else comes to the spot a little while later.

I see what our laws are trying to protect people from. Yet being here makes me think that the US regulates way too much. I’m not even sure what laws I would redact.

In completely random news: her sweetness has a little bit of a rash. Not in her private areas, on her back and the outside of her thighs. I’m not sure what is going on. It’s been there for a couple of days. I’m watching it and slathering it in Aquafor. If it is still there when we are here for a few more days I will email her doctor so she can come in the day after we get back.

My kids are not doing poorly on academics… but I am struggling to be as patient with them as I should be. I’ve been testy all day. We are all over tired. We are all out of patience. And I’m unmedicated. This sucks.

When I went grocery shopping I bought a lot of shit. Toilet paper, mouthwash, tea, sugar, milk, salad, nuts, a lunch meat packet, a little bit of toothpaste, fruit (a bunch), water… I think that is all? It was $40! I had two heavy bags to carry! It was like a trip to the dollar store, yo.

I am not sure we are going to be able to stay in this apartment. Which is stressful as fuck. There isn’t internet. And that’s a problem given that Noah has to work these two weeks. The host isn’t responding to the three messages I left today. That’s not good. It makes sense that the host is less than responsive. We are his last clients. The building has signs up saying that two days after we leave no more AirBnB in the building. I wouldn’t be shocked if they are douches about it.

Ok, that’s my only negative experience with a local.

Lunch was a mix of salad greens, nuts, and pastrami. That was awesome. And now when I go have dinner I will feel super awesome about eating anything that seems appealing. Ha.

I do love my children. I am grateful every day that I have Noah. I am a lucky woman. I have a family.

A good day

We went to Disneyland. By “we” I mean Sarah, her boyfriend, her brother, the baby and me. We were there for 5+ hours. We went on 5 rides. I think it is funny that my pace doesn’t move faster with an all adult crew.

I had moments of irritation that I did my best to stomp on because no one was ever doing a thing wrong. We are all humans and we all need to be waited on sometimes. Folks were patient with me.

I had fun. People were super nice and considerate and it was just fun. Folks handed the baby around and I got to go on rides–so that’s awesome.

I wish I didn’t get so irritated.

The baby girl was wonderful as usual.

I have walked 7 miles today. I’m tired. Sarah and her crew might go back to the park after dinner. I may be done. Not sure.

I had a glass of plum wine. Let’s see if I puke.

I am tired. I am sore. I wish that weren’t mixed. I wish I didn’t always have to have all the feelings. Why can’t I have just good feelings sometimes? I couldn’t ask for things to go better than this. It was all good.

I kind of wanted some kind of pastry and didn’t get one. But that’s not so bad.

I’ve gotta say: Sarah’s brother makes Disneyland about 38% cooler than it is possible to be without him. He’s so fun.

But the food is good.

For dinner (yesterday) and breakfast we had damn good tacos from Torchy’s Tacos. Then we went to a random taco truck for lunch, very tasty and good. El Super Taco #3 I think?

Dinner. Oh man. It was friiiiiied. We went to Cherry Creek Catfish Co. We had fried pickles, fried sweet corn nuggets, fried green tomatoes, and a taco salad. We enjoyed it very very much. And then because our arteries weren’t complaining loudly enough we went to Gourdough’s Donuts where we split two donuts. The kids had a baby rattler and the grown ups had dirty berries.

Exxxxxxxxcellent donuts.

Well, eating in Austin is ok.

This baby is very tiring. Goodness.

We had a new experience at dinner. Someone complimented the behavior of my sweet boys. I thought it was funny. Eldest Child was rather indignant.

Hey, whatever.

anti-climactic

I didn’t blow up. There was never a private moment to talk to her so I just didn’t say a word to her at all. Not hello and not goodbye.

I watched the kids and how they interacted with folks. That was minimally awkward.

I won’t see her again any year soon. Maybe never. I didn’t want to make a dying man’s life harder. So I didn’t.

I’m not sure if I was right or not. But my kids won’t be around her again any year soon.

I spoke too soon.

Well dinner sucked. Fucking grandmother. So grandmother didn’t order enough food. And then grandfather was encouraging everyone to take as much as they wanted! Eat more! And then I realized that everyone who was supposed to eat… was arriving staggered. So I ate the last fucking burrito approximately 3 minutes before the last person arrived.

So I looked like a huge selfish asshole. It was my second burrito. I really would have preferred to eat three because they were small. I’m fucking nursing a baby and the only lunch they had around during the day was cheese, bread, and greens. Oh, and cookies. So by dinner I was fucking hungry.

Then the room mate was helping to clean up after dinner and he and the grandmother stood around and loudly talked about how rude and disrespectful my children were because they didn’t offer to clean up the kitchen and do everyone’s dishes.

Oh, side note: I did everyone’s fucking dishes after lunch.

So I was expected to clean up after lunch and my children were expected to clean up after dinner.

Other fucking note: we had intended to come into town and see the one brother. It turned into a fucking family reunion with alllll the siblings and their entire families expected to show up. Oh. So it was a lot of people in a small space and everyone is super touchy about shit being messed with. But they also encourage the kids to touch things. But then they get mad at the kids.

This is such a head fuck and I am so god damn angry.

My kids do a fuck ton of house work. But no, they don’t show up at other peoples houses for a meal and offer to do all the cleaning. That has not been part of their home training.

That’s not something that most of the people we visit would allow or want. BUT HOW FUCKING DARE MY KIDS NOT SHOW UP AND WAIT ON THEIR FUCKING GRANDMOTHER. DON’T I KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO BE TRAINED TO BE A WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN GETTING ALL THE GOSSIP. THAT’S HOW FAMILIES ARE FORMED. THAT’S HOW CHILDREN LEARN HISTORY. CLEARLY I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM BEING PART OF A FAMILY.

Fucking woman just pissed me all the way off. I am so tempted to ask her to step outside with me before breakfast and tell her, “If you can’t keep your viper’s tongue quiet for the few hours you see my children you will never see them again. Do you understand me?”

But we are here for someone else’s tragedy.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I fucking hate this woman and I fucking hate Texas and I am so fucking pissed that I am fucking here.

Oh, and my cousin called me this week. I returned the call yesterday. She asked if she could travel with us to be our au pair. Uhhhhhhh that would blow up. That would explode and go poorly and then I would lose the only tenuous relationship I have with an adult relative. No. No. No. I can’t do that. I’m too fucking old to pretend that something like that has a chance at success.

I can’t see a way for us to recover from that mistake. I couldn’t live with Sarah or Jenny. If I couldn’t get my asshole into check to live with either of them…. I don’t see a way of it working with my cousin. Not with a bunch of international travel. Not when she is flakey and undependable and couldn’t get on a fucking plane to see me for Christmas. No.

So I feel like an asshole for understanding these limits. But holy shit they exist.

I feel so full of rage and hate I want to explode. I want to punch that fucking bitch in the face. We came out here to be nice. And this is your response. Why in the fuck are we nice to you?

I am going to have to say something to her. I am going to have to say, “We will not be back for many years. Because of your mouth. If you open it again, it’ll be forever.”

Find gratitude: Texas edition

My in-laws are being shockingly polite. It’s good to see Noah’s siblings. I like them just fine. The kids did well with the travel, as usual.

EC is having trouble maintaining her self discipline to blow through math. She’s only 18 days behind! I need to stop being a whiny bitch about her not catching up till Christmas. She might not make Disneyland, but she’ll be caught up by Malaysia.

My kids were very happy to play with their grandparents.

I uhhh fucked up packing. I grabbed a bag with Noah’s fancy shoes instead of the one with his clothing for this trip. Fuck. Shit. God damnit all to hell. He had to run to Target this morning and get underwear and a couple of shirts. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. (Although I will say that the shirt he got is a really pretty color and matches his eyes in a lovely way.)

Middle Child read the entire library book he borrowed for the Kindle. I need to teach him how to download this stuff so he can get his own books. I really don’t want to have one more thing to do. I feel guilty. I feel like I’m being lazy.

I feel like I should be reaching out more to Noah’s little sister. She’s my kind of people living in a place where she’s not especially embraced. I like her just fine. That would be healthy for all involved.

And Sarah sent me a list of dessert places in Austin I should try…. donuts……..

The good; the bad.

Today was a fabulous vacation day. I went snorkeling with Middle Child and I went kayaking with Eldest Child and we all played in the pool. It was fun.

Then we found out Noah’s brother has cancer and has been given 1-2 months to live.

We are going to Texas.

This is a trip, not a vacation.

I am pissed. This has not involved rest for me. I needed rest really badly. But my kids decided that instead I get to spend all day on academics. If I don’t spend all this time on academics they will fall further behind and EC is already in “catch up” mode so falling further behind isn’t ok.

Catching up was the plan. But they lied about their progress for a quarter of a year and that was a time period where they should have been busting ass. They will be caught up soon. But I am going to be on duty until they are caught up. That sucks. I really needed rest. Oh well.

And we are in one of those developmental “disequilibrium” times. Which pretty much means my kids are squirrely as fuck, arguing over everything, and not being good about being responsible for their bodies in general. It is normal, appropriate, and developmental. Honestly it is probably part of why they tried lying like this.

But I told EC that she is now on her third chance. If she ever lies to me about academics again we are done home schooling. This is a privilege, not a right. If I permit her to lie to me and slack off like this… I am harming her. I am neglecting her. I will not neglect my children. If you need to be in school so someone else can ride your ass… fine. We can do that.

But I think Stanford is right that she is going to develop emotional problems. And that’s going to be her burden to bear in life and not mine. I can’t make this easy enough for you that you never have to try and do work. Just…. no.

The food is good. I feel upset and alienated so I can’t tell if people are being work-nice or actually nice so mostly I’m just not talking to anyone. Because I feel bad in myself about myself.

I feel so incredibly disappointed and angry. I feel absolutely devastated that the only way I can have any kind of vacation is if I schedule it without my kids.

That feels so bad.

Because if my kids are included they will find ways to wreck my day.

EC is absolutely capable of doing 6 pages of math in 4 hours. Most of this trip it has been more like 1 page in 3 hours because she is pissy she is being forced to work.

This sucks so much. I am so upset.

And nooooooooooooooooooo medication.

What a great vacation.

It is not helping in any way shape or form that the first flight to get here was full of verbal abuse from strangers. I was called all manner of awful names. A bitch told me I was a moo cow who should be back in my pen. There was this asshole who spent the entire flight going through offensive stereotypes trying to get a reaction. He didn’t shut the fuck up. Noah and the kids slept through it. I had to stay awake to be able to react to the baby stirring instantly. That sucked.

So I’m kinda hating people and feeling hostile and angry.

I have some really big feelings about appearance stuff right now.

And that’s not getting into the group of hispanic men in the airport who spent a lot of time ranting about how people like my family are ruining the world. I can’t say they are wrong.

I feel like dog shit.

Weather

Noah is currently trying to get to where a typhoon is happening (Japan–Hiroshima) and weather is not cooperating. It’s going to be hard for him to arrive for the speech he is supposed to give.

I just hope he’s ok.

So no one worries

I am heading off to hang out with a friend in about half an hour. When I get home we are going to start driving to SoCal. I am not bringing my computer. I may or may not use my phone for brief updates but I rarely enjoy the interface so probably not.

I’ll be back online by the 11th.

Love you all. Have a good week.

Grown ups

We all hung out for a few hours yesterday. I think four hours total in the day. They had other stuff to go do. I rested because that’s seriously what I need to be doing with my life right now.

The time we spent together was… a little awkward sometimes but ok. I think the conversations were all positive if occasionally stiff and the specific behaviors that had been bothering me previously were not repeated.

Phew.

I understand that they had a very stressful week aside from me being here. Recovering from surgery while doing two weeks worth of work in a week… that’s stressful. It is very important for me to keep in mind that these people are 99.99999% not reacting to me. They are reacting to what is going on in their lives.

It was a good trip. I’m glad I came. There were a few hours with a few tense interactions because we don’t actually know one another. I think that’s pretty damn good if that is as negative as it got. There was no open hostility. There was no fighting or bickering. I had moments of feeling triggered.

That’s really not the end of the world. I kept my feelings and behavior in check.

Well done on being a grown up, everyone. That was nice.

Because I’m a narcissistic asswipe I feel good about the fact that part of the tension in the trip was about me emphatically stating a point of view that had not been previously been considered because it necessitates life experiences they haven’t had. By the end of the trip the conversation evolved to the point where they figured out a way to include my point of view while maintaining their own standards and beliefs about something that is coming up in their life. I don’t want to give specifics about the situation so cryptic shit is cryptic. But my take away is that I did not necessarily share my point of view in a tactful way (I vary in presentation) but they did really hear me. And they listened because I was talking about a type of interaction with vulnerable populations that they care about getting right.

You really can’t ask for anything more than being heard.

So a lot of my preparation for walking away was bitchy and totally unnecessary. I’m glad I didn’t manifest those feelings more loudly. I think I managed to keep those feelings like 98%-99% under wraps. I’m glad.

These folks were nice to me. I hope I didn’t communicate my distress more than I meant to. Y’all know. But my IP tracker says these folks haven’t checked out my blog. Given how overwhelming their life is just the now that makes sense. I’m kinda hoping it stays that way. But if they do come reading, hi. You are lovely people and I appreciated the time with you. I learned more about controlling myself and being a grown up. Thank you for the opportunity.

I see my family in 11 hours. I can barely wait.