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Baby Shower

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Bump–I think that there are a few people who would like to go to this who haven’t noticed. Maybe Monday morning is a better time. 🙂

My friend Sarah wants to host a baby shower for me. We are looking at April 12th. This post exists because I have no idea who would be interested in attending. This is one of those weird cultural right of passage things that I don’t think I understand the rules of. (Yeah yeah, dangling preposition.)

So basically–do you want to go? Sarah wants to do formal invitations (cause she’s that kind of girl) so this is one of those gasp mandatory RSVP events. I know–this will be tough for people. 🙂 You won’t even know where the event is unless you consciously opt-in. No evite and maybe/maybe not for you! 😛

I would love it if you told me that you want to come. It is more important that you tell Sarah. You need to email her your snail mail address (Sarah at techbrat dot com) by March 25th in order to receive an invitation. You then need to get off your butt and do the final RSVP thing by April 1st because Sarah is going through a lot of trouble and I don’t want her to be negatively impacted by flakeyness. Otay? 🙂

Dude. I’m not-so-secretly massively excited about this. I haven’t had one of these right-of-passage things before. yay!

(Oh, and don’t take being on this filter as pressure to go. If you don’t want to go that’s ok. I promise I won’t hate you forever.)

Mmmm sex

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We are now registered for a tantra class on Becoming Multi-Orgasmic. I understand that this is like shooting fish in a barrel for me, but maybe I will learn a new trick or two and having Noah learn more woule be very very hot. It is happening the weekend of September 14-16 up in Harbin Hot Springs (where I’ve never been). It would be way fun if other people decided to come toojoin us. Information can be found at: http://www.ecstaticliving.com/workshops/Bmulti-orgasmic.html

My friend Chris is also trying to move up the ladder of tantra training and one of the things he needs to do is teach intro-level tantra classes. Because intro-level tantra classes are often pretty small he has asked me if he can borrow my living room for some of them. This also means he has indicated to me that the classes can go from their usual (high) price to basically free. Not renting a space is awesome like that. Being me, I would feel more comfortable if the classes were mainly people I know so here I am trolling to see if anyone would like to come to a tantra class. 🙂 Feel free to contact me for more information and I can push you towards Chris as well. I actually think this would be a really awesome thing to participate in with people I know and really trust so I’m hoping some of you are willing to give it a shot.

In other news, after sticking my foot in my mouth yesterday with Anna I did something I haven’t done in ages–I spent the day masturbating. Holy cow can I have a lot of orgasms when I decide to spend the time on it. Much yay!

In other, other news… I noticed that I have just about a month until I start work again. If you want to spend time with me, now is the time to arrange that. Particularly if you have any day-time available.

Date Save!

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This filter is including a lot of people who are not in my part of the country, but I think that maybe you might be interested in having this information.

On July 21st Noah and I are having our wedding reception. If you see this you will be getting more information as we get a bit closer to the date. We just think a date grab is smart. 🙂

I would like to point out that a lot of this is Noah’s idea. He thinks that we should announce to our community that we are married or some such nonsense. I figure if ya’ll don’t know by now then us having a party isn’t going to inform you–but it’s all good. 🙂

Oh–please don’t pass information about this event around. We have a rather considerable guest list of people we want to invite and this is absolutely not a DHP. I repeat this is *not* an open invite party.

White Trash Movie Marathon

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Since I’m forcibly having a tooth removed (Dear God this shall be Not Fun) on Friday I figure that Saturday is a good day to not do much. So I’m going to watch movies. 🙂

I’m thinking of starting off with one of my favorite trilogies: Smokey and the Bandit. If you haven’t seen 2 and 3… well, you aren’t missing much. But I like them. 🙂

Then, depending on the whims of Netflix, I shall move on to: Convoy, Stroker Ace, and Hooper.

If Netflix lets me down, I have movies still in their wrappers I haven’t watched recently.

I am not offering food as I will be wincingly injesting jello, smoothies, and pudding. All I will ask is that someone at least occasionally lets out a “Yeee Haw!” with me. 🙂

Oh yeah, Christmas

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It is in oh…54 hours. Maybe I should put more information out. Ok, so I was kicked in the backside and told to do so.

Our idea is to sit around the house and eat leftovers (no guarantee on how much food we will have), open pressies, watch silly movies, be snarky. I promise no more than this. We would like it if people did not arrive before 10. No clue as to when we will want to kick people out cause I’m on vacation and Noah took the 26th off.

Uhm… if you want to bring food/drink feel free to call and ask us what we have/don’t have. You are not required to bring food or drink, but if you whine about our lack of food I will be directing you to a local Chinese restaurant and you will be required to bring me back chow fun.

#: 510-770-1590
43167 Newport Dr.
Fremont, CA. 94538

I have 4 RSVPs so far. It would be awesome if other people would tell me BEFORE you show up. 🙂

Orphans Christmas

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I’m about to be late for work, so consider this a placeholder invitiation.

If you are seeing this you are on my invite list for being welcome in our home on Christmas Day. This isn’t going to be a huge party, but I’m really into Christmas and I plan to sit around watching Christmas movies and eating yummy food and generally basking in having my first non-sucky Christmas in years and years. 🙂

You are welcome to join me. I am going to request that if you want to come over you HAVE to let me know. Maybe only the morning of, but please don’t just show up and expect us to feed you/entertain you. That would be pressure I am not ok with having on Christmas. Thank you for your consideration. (Maybe details to follow…)

Not so evil plotting.

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In response to the horoscope given to my cute boy… So, whatcha doin Friday night? Might I tempt you into coming on over to the Disaster House for some games? Not necessarily dirty games (although who knows what will happen late with our friends…)

Entirely without the permission of my husband let me now invite you to the Disaster House on Friday September 21 at 7 pm for games and potentially drinking and silliness. 🙂

(btw–this isn’t a big invite list so I hope ya’ll will make it!) Please respond if you want to come…

Oh, I forgot to tell ya’ll!

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Once again this month I am heading up to Naughty. The theme is white weddings and the organizer, a fabulous man called Random, has asked me to marry him. 🙂 I am simply tickled pink. Or white, or something like that. I would really *love* if lots of people came to this fabulous party. It really is one of my favorites in the bay area and the more the merrier. 🙂 The theme is weddings so such clothing is encouraged but NOT REQUIRED. Please don’t skip the event because you don’t want to wear something formal-ish.

Come on ya’ll you know you want to be there. Some info from the website:

What is it about weddings? All innocent and societally endorsed on the outside, but there’s definitely a creamy filling of lust and wickedness at its core.

Ever been to a bachelor party? At just about every bachelor party I’ve ever been to I found that the groom-to-be had an almost magnetic pull on all of the women wherever we went. And the bride? There’s something about that crisp, white purity and the knowledge that, later that night, she was going to be giving it up that made her incredibly desirable.

So here now is your chance. Wanna be the bride? Wanna be the groom? Wanna be the bridesmaid or groomsmen hooking up with each other or perhaps even the bride and groom themselves? Or do you want to just throw rice. Whatever way you want to go with it it’s gonna be a fun ride. We’ll start with a bachelor/bachelorette party for the first hour or two, then a wedding or three in our Vegas Elvis chapel, then the honeymoon period, followed of course by inevitable temptation, straying from the nest, angry recriminations and revenge schtupping, and the inevitable no-fault divorce at the end of the evening!

I am planning to have a lovely time and I think my friends would only add to the wonderous fun of the evening. So please, do come to my wedding. 🙂

Calendaring

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Remember that psycho schedule I once had? Damn. Life sure is different now! 🙂

I’m putzing around trying to pretend I have a life and such and I thought I would toss a few things out into the air just to see where they land.

This week I have to finish grading. It is just non-negotiable and I suck and I need to stop fucking procrastinating. So what am I doing? Procrastinating. *sigh* I don’t know when I will finish…
Friday is the TNG party though. That should be fun! I’m going to be all pervy and schtuff. Yay!
Saturday-Tuesday I think I am doing a road trip with Japlady down to D-land. Yay! (Hey sweetie… uhhh are we doing this still?!)
I’m thinking about hitting BaGG on the 11th and/or the 18th. Is anyone else interested? I will also be trying for S&P attendance ’cause classes start soon.
19th: Anyone want to hang out? *bat eyes*
20th: I will either be going to FNW or the kinky chicks movie night in the city. Depends on if Mo wants to see the movie. Otherwise I won’t drive up cause I’m lame.
Uhm… a work thing in the morning on the 21st and that’s it. Any ideas/invitiations???

I can fill most of the Friday/Saturday nights in February but I have this wiiiiiiiiide open Tuesday thing going on. I don’t work or have classes on Tuesdays this semester. Anyone want to spend any time with me? *bat eyelashes* Come on people, save me from a fate worse than death: trolling for dates on craigslist. And Sundays are going to suck. 🙁

I propose (generically): movies, hiking, gym, I would love to get a bicycle and start riding it with someone, any dance events you think I don’t know about, just hanging out and talking, coming over so that we can cook/bake nifty things together cause I really love doing that, game nights…. ok. That’s a few ideas. Any takers?!

What the hell…

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So, my sister is having a party on Saturday and she told me to invite all my friends. I think she is insane, but I’m going to do it apparently. 🙂

Details: Saturday December 3rd. From 6-9 it will be somewhat mellow, but after 9 it is byob and do whatever you please. I’m not sure she means do whatever you please in the sense that my friends do… but she has told me that she means it about 8 times. I’m going to have to trust her. It is my intention to go. Would anyone be interested in joining me? It is South San Jose, actual address will be emailed…

{limited filter} invite type thing

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If you are seeing this you are part of a very small, select group of people that I will allow to come over to my house before it is cleaned to my standards. I know that you probably don’t feel special because I will invite you over to a messy house, but really… it’s a big deal…

I still don’t feel so hot, but I am seriously doing the cabin fever thing. Puppy is going to be working late tomorrow night and sitting here all by myself sounds like teh suck. So I thought that I would put it out there to the few people that I would like to see the most.

Would you be interested in coming over tomorrow (Friday) and watching (a) movie(s)? I’m sure I could manage to come up with food and some sort of beverage type thing.

Call/email/comment…. (510)583-1522 house or (408)202-4083

Maybe?….