“I suppose that is something I hadn’t considered about marriage. For the rest of my life it isn’t that you smell like apple cider vinegar. It’s that apple cider vinegar smells like you.”
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qotd: Can’t be said on Mothering edition
Shanna got a little doctor kit for Christmas and she’s having a whole lot of fun examining people. Her favorite part is giving them shots so they can stay healthy though. I told Noah that I wasn’t sure how that would go down with playgroup because they are non-vaxxers. His response: “It’s ok. Just tell them it’s a shot of penicillin for syphilis.” Cue me looking horrified but laughing. He continues, “Well that’s better… right?”
shit my kid says: sugar edition
“Shanna, if you continue to whine, beg, cry, and demand sugar then you won’t be able to have any for the rest of the week. I’m very serious. Do you understand me?”
“Yup. Unfortunately I do.”
qotd: grattitude version
“Mommy, your friend D—- gave us the Woogie Norple story. That was very nice of him. He’s a good friend.”
🙂
qotd
Shanna came up to me (sitting on the couch with Calli on my lap) and said, “I want to nurse.” I looked at her pretty blandly. She announced more forcefully, “I get to nurse! This is my village of nursing!”
Uhm… oh.
This made my day
(4:00:17 PM) friend: how you doing?
(4:00:55 PM) me: my nose is running like a faucet, I’m flippin hot (and not in any good way), if I stand up for more than about 3 minutes I’m super dizzy
(4:01:06 PM) friend: that sounds sick
(4:01:11 PM) me: But mostly I’m in good temper, which is rather surprising.
(4:01:29 PM) friend: you usually are whenever you’re doing what you think is right, and its hard
He went on from there, but that’s the bit that made me laugh in a cheerfully self-mocking way. 🙂
QOTD Shanna edition
Me: You look like such a kid! What happened? Why aren’t you a baby anymore?
Shanna: I’m a boy!
Me: …. Oh. How did that happen?
Shanna: It’s because I have sunblock on.
(I need more updated Shanna icons.)
QOTD: breakfast edition.
“I sympathize with your non-consensual egg white bukkake.”
In the category of “Noah thinks he is funny”
I can’t remember the full context of this quote–I think we were talking about silly nicknames–Noah turns to me and says:
“That’s why I can’t believe you named your daughter Shan Fran, Krisco.”
Say it out loud quickly if you don’t see it instantly. Yeah. And I married him. heh
QOTD: you did not just say that.
From the files of: I don’t want to know this about my coworker.
“My wife doesn’t like for us to use condoms, she believes in the withdrawl method. But everytime we have sex we get pregnant because I don’t believe in withdrawl.”