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It totally went over his head.

He agreed that he wasn't special… except he can make music!  Heavily synthesized stuff on his laptop!  He doesn't play instruments, really.  They limit his vibe.

OMFG.  I don't think I was subtle.  wtf.  

And when someone says they are there for a one night stand, please stop trying to turn them into a girlfriend.  Please.

Speaking of snarky

I got into it just a little with a guy at work. I was talking in the lounge and I said “Oh my god!….” then continued on and someone who wasn’t even in the conversation interrupted. He said, “Your God? Don’t you mean OUR God?” My response? “No. He’s mine. I don’t share.” Then I turned around and continued my conversation. Did I mention that he runs the Christian club and has a stick the size of a redwood up his ass?

HA!